- Dog Tales
- June 12, 2023
Russell PawWord Story
Hey there, it’s me, Russell! Remember me? I’m the bravest and most daring English Bulldog this side of Spencerville. I know you’ve noticed my fabulously stylish brindle coat with that spotlight-stealing white stripe on my forehead. Yeah, it’s like a friend-magnet, seriously.
Let me tell you about this whacky escapade I embarked upon recently. It involved my BFF, Mugsy – you know, that stuffed bulldog I sometimes call my brother. Our typical Spencerville day consists of exploring, playing fetch with my blue frisbee, and getting into legendary tug-of-war matches with my toy duck, Colonel Quakers.
So, it was Tuesday, and I took Mugsy with me to Dog-gone Good BBQ. Oh my gosh, if you haven’t tasted their peanut butter-cheesesteak-corned beef-vanilla ice cream combo, you’re missing out! We were minding our own business when Fifi, the canine eavesdropper, whispered to me, “Russell, you won’t believe it. There’s a new ocean-themed restaurant in town called Surf’s Pup!”
I thought, “Ocean? Water? Uh, no thanks.” But Mugsy shot me that look, you know the one, and I realized we couldn’t turn down a culinary adventure and still maintain our social standing.
Off we went to Surf’s Pup, trekking into uncharted Spencerville territory. Who knew such a beachy scene existed here? I won’t lie, the ocean smells and potential sand intrusion had me less than thrilled. But, like the heroes we are, we pushed onward and made our grand entrance. All it took was one look from other dogs, and I could tell they were thinking, “THE Russell? Nervous? No, just adorably cautious.”
Mugsy and I were handed an underwater-themed menu that featured things like hot dog-flavored kelp salad, fried beef-jerky shrimp, and fast food seaweed. Yuck! I tried to stay cool and ordered a plain peanut butter sandwich, but when it arrived, there was this massive lettuce leaf sticking out of it like some sort of sea monster!
I shot Mugsy an “SOS!” glance, and we made a beeline for the door. I might have accidentally used my bulldog brawn to topple Fifi’s table on the way out, but hey, all’s fair in love and comedy, right?
Back at our preferred Dog-gone Good BBQ joint, we reveled in our tasty favorites and laughed about the epic fail of our oceanic adventure. Next time, I’ll stick to what I know: chicken drumsticks, corned beef, and peanut butter on solid ground.
Can’t wait to fill you in on my next comical Spencerville misadventure! Until then, maintain those clean ears, steer clear from vacuum cleaners, and remember my advice – never, ever put your trust in a chic French poodle named Fifi. They’re trouble, I tell you!
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