- Dog Tales
- June 20, 2023
Roberto Gordon Gau – we called him Gordon PawWord Story
Hey fam, just had the wildest adventure in Spencerville! Me & furry crewmates took our Starship Bark-Streak to find food. Encountered a giant space strawberry, but we defeated it! Landed at Red Beagle Beach for some tasty Furrific Fried Chicken. Resting & will see you soon! š¾šš
– Chicken Nugget
Listen to the story here.
I, Gordon the Beagle, know a thing or two about exploring the uncharted territories of Spencerville. Stubborn, independent, and irresistibly charming, that’s me! So, gather ’round and let me regale you with my latest adventure.
It was a sunny day in Spencerville as I stood tall at South Siberian Summit command center, where all things pawsome take place. With a flop of my ears and a wag of my tail, I barked orders to my furry crewmates, Cede and Lexi, the basset hounds, and Abby, Emma, and Quincy, my fellow beagles. The time had come for us to take our beloved Starship Bark-Streak to the great unknown (that is, as far from that dreaded vacuum cleaner as possible).
“Captain Gordon,” said Lexi, concern dripping from her droopy eyes, “our food supplies are dangerously low. We must refuel at Furrific Fried Chicken posthaste!”
I tilted my head quizzically. What kind of captain would I be if I subjected my gallant crew to the rumbles of starvation? “Aye, aye, Lieutenant Lexi. Prepare for departure!”
As we navigated our trusty Bark-Streak into the fluffy clouds above Cream Maltese Meadow, a strange rumbling erupted from the starboard side of the ship. It couldn’t have been worse if the vacuum cleaner itself sprouted wings. A voice crackled through the comm system, “Alien species detected, threat level: strawberry.” Well, that’s just the pitsāand I mean that quite literally.
Before we could even say “Fishy Bites,” an enormous space strawberry loomed before us, ready to envelop our spacecraft in its frightful, juicy red mass. I remained calm, partly because I am great under pressure and mostly because I despise strawberries. With two sharp ear flops, I ordered Abby to fire up the Refuse-to-Choose blasters.
As the strawberry splattered into a shower of goreāer, well, strawberry juiceāwe made an emergency landing at Red Beagle Beach. Disheveled, we picked ourselves up and sauntered towards the nearest Furrific Fried Chicken for a well-deserved feast of scrumptious chicken and liver (I’m quite the poultry connoisseur, in case you didn’t know).
As always, our adventure ended with much licking of our own paws and long naps in the warm sands of the beach. I missed my dad, and he missed me, but we knew that one day we would be reunited for an even grander adventure. Until then, I Captain Gordon of the Starship Bark-Streak, am the master of my own boundless destinyāa courageous, deer-chasing, belly-rub-demander, who, make no mistake, will not abide by strawberries.
Remember, fellow pooches, with brave hearts, wagging tails, and an abundance of sniffer-power, the universe is our oyster! Or uh, liver? Chicken? Whatever, you get the point. With paws to the sky and flopping ears to the windāwe explore the cosmos of Spencerville!
The End.
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