- Dog Tales
- July 5, 2023
Jackie PawWord Story
You know, when you’ve seen an English Bulldog in a cowboy hat dance the Harlem Shake under the northern lights of Spencerville, it’s kind of hard going back to ESPN reruns and canned soup for dinner.
Our story hero is our vivacious little queen, Jackie. Picture this – a lopsided toothy grin, a squished-up nose, her coat, sparkling white – with just a couple of brown beauty spots to boot – on her flank and her right ear – small details but pour yourself a cup of coffee – oh boy, they tell a whole other story!
She carries all the sophistication of a bulldog pedigree and the unpredictable spirit of… a goldfish determined to break the world frisbee-catching record. Not a day goes by without this elite English memsahib nailing a perfect mid-air catch in Tan Dalmatian Desert.
And let me tell you about her selective culinary palate. At ‘Fishy Bites’, the folks know when she saunters in, there is no room for second guessing. Before you can say ‘Houdini’, a steaming plate of savoury ham disappears into thin air. She might as well have a neon sign on her forehead that reads ‘Ham-monivore.’
Now imagine this, a king’s parade down to the White Westie Woods post her ceremonious dinner, every night without fail. They throw open the gates wide and the Beach is her venue. An idyllic kingdom away from the noisy, jingly pools of the dog parks. Jackie, in all her might, roams free here. A queen ruling her sandcastle. And if any pesky vacuum cleaner dared disturb her peace? She’d give it a deafening roar while calling upon the knights of The Woofy Bakery for backup.
Then again, her secret weapon is revealed at Sniff ‘n’ Snack, where she’s known to do the cutest imitation of an alpaca whenever she wants an extra side of Pup-Tizers. The sight sends everyone into fits of laughter, and you know what? It’s contagious. The whole town ends up in a carefree stack of giggles. Except, of course, that grumpy retriever from The Pawfect Training Center.
Oh, Jackie’s tale is no ordinary roll in the park. It’s couched in an orchestra of chaos, orchestra of laughter, orchestra of friends. In each corner of Spencerville, her capital. But no matter what, her number one rule remains: no one, absolutely no one, gets left behind. Not her chosen humans, not her squirrely accomplices, not the frisbees, and certainly not her fear of ear-cleaning.
To think of it, Spencerville might just be the only place in the dog-eat-dog world where a bulldog can dance under the northern lights with a cowboy hat on and still make it home for a ham dinner. God bless this paradise!
PupTxt: Yo fam, Potato 🥔 here! Danc’d Harlem Shake wearing cowboy hat under Spencervill northern lights! Left ESPN reruns & soup dinner behind.📺🥣
Snowy coat, few cute brown spots, toothy grin & squishnose, best combo of bulldog & frisbee-catchin goldfish!💃🥏
Ham from Fishy Bites? Gone in seconds, I’m a Ham-monivore!🥓💨 White Westie Woods is my kinda show, beach my backstage, & The Woofy knights my guardians. Hear my roar & beware vacuum cleaner!
At Sniff n Snack, turned Alpaca for extra Pup-Tizers. Everyone giggled, even the grumpy retriever from Pawfect Trng center.
My rule: no one gets left behind, not humans, not squirrly buddies, not frisbees, definitely not fear of ear-cleaning.💁♀️🐿️✨
In short, Spencervill, the best paradise for this Cowboy dancing, ham-chomping bulldog to still make it home for diner. Stay pawsome, you all!🐾🎩
Listen to the story here.
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