- Dog Tales
- August 7, 2023
Hoagie PawWord Story
‘Hey Dad, another regular day in Pawsburgh – explored enticing zones, resisted K9 Kebabs for some Ruff-n-Ready treats, survived Marsh’s dreadful art, pampered at Dapper Dog Salon & ended w/ a philosophical sunset at Poodle Pond! Remind me next time to avoid citrus at Bark ‘n’ Roll. PS. More bacon biscuits please! – Hoagie’
“Well now, another day has dawned, placing me at the heart of Pawsburgh. A morning stretches before me, salty with adventure and sweet with mischief. You see, I am Hoagie, a stout bulldog with a spirit brighter than a polished fire hydrant at noon. And this is my world – Pawsburgh, a haven for us gallant dogs when ours humans are away. And I invite you, dear reader, to tag along on today’s escapade.
This mammoth city, Pawsburgh, is segmented into zones, each with its unique charms. Like the enticing Upper Black Bulldog Bay, a paradise of sorts for bulldogs like me. But no, that won’t do for me today. I head south, towards Poodle Pond with a gleam in my eyes.
As I saunter past K9 Kebabs, the scent of grilled sausages wafts through the air. My mind holla- “Hoagie, my good man, shall we not stop for a succulent kebab, perhaps?” But I resist. Those bacon-flavored dog biscuits from Ruff-n-Ready have been calling out my name since dawn.
Now don’t get me wrong, I love Pawsburgh to pieces, but it’s not all flowers and dog biscuits. I once sinfully bit into a citrus fruit at Bark ‘n’ Roll, needless to say, it left a sour memory. Ah, the secret cruelties that Pawsburgh conceals!
But the city does hold peculiar surprises. Like stumbling upon my fluffy friend, Marshmallow at The Furry Friends Art Gallery, who has been dabbling in, dare I say, ‘abstract art’? She’s got ambition, that Persian cat, painting fish that look like uncombed cats. But her current masterpiece, ‘The Poodle and the Persimmon’, it’s frankly beyond words and not in the good way!
Well now, with my eyes still aching from Marshmallow’s ‘visual spectacle’, I sidle over to The Dapper Dog Salon for a date with my beloved spa treatment. No other place in Pawsburgh handles my wrinkles quite like them.
As our day draws to a close, Marshmallow and I find ourselves at South Poodle Pond, standing witness to another beautiful sunset. Marshmallow, ever the philosophical feline, says, “Every sunset is an opportunity to reset.” To which I reply, “Marsh, old girl, every sunset is but an opportunity to sneak another bacon-flavored biscuit!”
Thus, a day in the life of Hoagie, your robust, English Bulldog concludes. Amidst the hustle-bustle of Pawsburgh, the bitter lemons and abstract art, I find laughter, adventures, and companionship. And as I chase another dawn, the city beckons me, promising tales that only a bulldog with a zest for life can spin.”
The End.
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