- Dog Tales
- August 15, 2023
Sophie PawWord Story
“Hey Mom, Spencerville’s been wild. Busted a tomato invasion at Pooched Potatoes, stirring up chaos and defeating that delivery guy with a wild tug-o-war. Got the goods, then celebrated over Big Macs & Fries at Doggy Bagel Deli. All’s calm now. Love, SOPHIE GIRL 🐾”
Never has Spencerville been more alive. Oh, the baying and braying of Bulldogs as they dance in the eternal twilight playing up at Bulldog Bay! Among them stands our sophist of a Bulldog, Sophie. You’d laugh to see her, that old bedraggled Stuffed Duck clenched between her teeth, like the venerated totem of an ancient tribal warrior.
Say, brother, have you heard of Ruff-n-Ready? A damned good eatery that’s got’em drooling over their snouts, and for good reason. Sophie, the scandalous gourmand, struts in there straight as an arrow, parting the sea of canines and meandering to the counter. But her eyes lit up, not to the stripped-down salmon, the blue-ribbon bone marrow, but those damned Big Macs and French Fries. One couldn’t fault her though, with the grub reminiscent of yonder days spent in the arms of her care-giver, the taste was existential, cosmic even.
But lo and behold! The grand mystery! A peculiar shipment had arrived at Pooched Potatoes – tomatoes! Tomatoes of all things, in the haven of meats. Confounded, Sophie stuck her snout in the air, appalled by the stench worse than the vilest of carrion. A dilemma of epic proportions confronting our erstwhile pet detective.
Eureka! A revelation in her mind and she was off loping her mass into that Wellness Centre. Amidst the melee of fur and yaps, she found her trusty comrade-in-arms, Fat Russell, and the ever-enthusiastic Lil Dot. A parliament was held, and after much snorting it was decided, the tomatoes must be investigated!
To the Groom Room! Sophie leading the charge like an old war general, her white form a beacon against the setting sun of Spencerville. On reaching they were greeted with a sight too horrifying for their wild eyes. Lo and behold, the deliverer of tomatoes himself – the damned local delivery person! Indeed, a spectacle so utterly revolting it sent shivers down our detective’s spine.
Ever smart, Sophie devised a plan; a tug of war, the prize – the heinous vegetables. The frolic commenced, the dull thud of wrestling Bulldogs echoed across the bay. The delivery person, distracted by the pet spectacle unfolding into chaos, left his delivery unattended. Seizing the moment, Sophie and co raided the damned tomatoes, whisked them away amidst triumphant howls.
Hindered by the tomato invasion and delayed dinner, the battle won was fondly recollected over choice Big Macs and French Fries in Doggy Bagel Deli. And thus, peace returned to Spencerville, thanks to our beloved Sophie.
The End.
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