- Dog Tales
- September 11, 2023
Albert PawWord Story
“Hey Pops, it was some Tuesday! Woke up to steak breakfast, tackled canine chaos, played run-n-fetch at Fawn Pug Palace. Remember sunbaths? Those were golden. Mystery at Tailor plus rowdy beach behavior spells work. Night brought vanilla ice cream and a late ring from work. Overall? Barkin’ brilliant! Work hard, play hard, eh? Catch you tomorrow, new day, new mystery. – Bobo”
It was one of those Tuesdays. Tuesdays in Pawsburg are a mixed breed of madness and mirth, another mundane day for this investigation but the drool of mystery was hanging off my jowls. My name’s Albert: Pawsburg’s prime pet detective, an English bulldog with as many charming wrinkles as active leads.
My morning began as it always did: a less-than-gracious roll out of bed, complete with a Grogu toy proving itself to be an ill-advised snuggle partner. Trying in vain to shake off the stubborn sleep, I trudged over to my breakfast bowl. My nose twitched at the scent of steak and corned beef – my God, how could anyone ever favor kibble over this deliciousness still baffles me!
Just as I was about to highlight my day with my first bite, Baker, Lilly, and Lil Rosie barreled into my doghouse like a kangaroo on caffeine. The rapid-fire yaps filled the room, a wild symphony of canine chatter that makes eavesdropping on human neighbors seem humdrum.
Orders were barked at the Furrific Fried Chicken and everyone tackled into a rowdy, tail wagging discussion. Pawsburg gossip was passed around faster than Bark Burgers on a Saturday evening – something about a fur theft at The Tail Wagger’s Tailor and some inappropriate behavior at Spotted Red Beagle Beach. I suppose that spelt more business for me in the near future.
The day was heating up – a perfect excuse for us to collectively decide on a trip down to Western Fawn Pug Palace. We played the day away – chasing Frisbees and our own tails in the Lower Golden Gate Gardens. Despite the ‘work,’ this town has the uncanny ability to churn wonders that make your forgotten puppy days seem pale.
Shadows began to elongate and the sun dipped into hues of soothing orange. Reminiscent of my childhood days, back home, sunbathing in the backyard. Albert, the mighty sun-worshiper, they used to jest. Might be nice to do it again, away from all the hullabaloo.
Night brought another flavor to our tongues. A clandestine order of vanilla ice cream delivered to us from The Bark Shak, acting as a sweet distraction while I brooded over the day’s unsolved mysteries. Despite the case left wide open, it was a fine Tuesday – a mishmash of good food, laughter, playful nudges, and reminiscence of a simpler, sunbathing past.
I nestled my wrinkles in for the night, Grogu stealing side-glances from the corner. As I was about to surrender to sleep, the oddball Pawsburg phone rang. Just when I thought my day was over, Pawsburg proved me wrong. And I can hear the distant grumble of my disgruntlement echoing through the quiet of the night. Tomorrow, however, was another day – another mystery painted with characteristic Pawsburg colors.
Such is a day in the life of Albert, Pawsburg’s Pet Detective, ladies, and gents. A bulldog tale, for your amusement, one unfolding wrinkle at a time.
The End.
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