- Dog Tales
- September 13, 2023
MQ PawWord Story
“Hey there, it’s Bonnie! Farm life is no walk in the park. Between playing detective on tail mysteries and enjoying steak squabbles at Bark ‘n’ Roll, chaos is the norm. Fav moment this week: Unknotting Bessie’s tail from her collar. At least kitty chaos in Pawsburg ain’t got nothing on us country canines. P.S. Avoiding tomatoes, always. Life’s ruff, but it’s paw-some. Stay howlin’!”
“Every morning, dear reader, you’d find me paws-deep in work. Herding chickens, chasing misbehaving cats off the property, and keeping an eye on Timmy, the mischievous youngest of the Farmer Jen’s brood. Farm life’s no cakewalk, I assure you. It takes one canine of considerable cunning and guile! Me. Now, the city dogs, they have their own troubles. The hustle and bustle of Pawsburg, the discords at Tan Dalmatian Desert, but let me tell you, that’s nothing. Absolutely nothing, compared to a day in my boots.”
“Why, just last week, Bessie, that rotund cow of ours, supposedly found her tail missing. Ha, yes, that’s right! A missing cow tail. So there I was, eyes widened in disbelief, Bonnie – the Border Collie, the detective! Now, Bessie, she wasn’t a bad cow or anything, but lord! Was she dramatic? She was prancing around, mooing like it was the end of the world! I strolled over, giving her a good once over.”
“Don’t worry, Bessie. Bonnie’s got this,” I said, winking at Rufus who’d trotted over from the neighboring farm, curious about the ruckus. He offered a sympathetic, saggy-eyed look, shaking his head at our countryside crisis. To everyone’s unspoken relief, I discovered Bessie’s tail was just stuck in her own bell collar. Drama over.”
Our lives, reader, are chock full with such everyday madness, sprinkled with warm camaraderie and playful rivalry, like when we head over to Bark ‘n’ Roll, after a hard day’s toil. Rufus and me, arguing over our favorite steak bites, while quite visually shuddering at any mention of a tomato. The sight of us, two mature, well-respected dogs of the community, bickering over a silly steak! I’d laugh at the sight myself!
One day, I remember finding an inexplicable amount of doggy bagels littering Pupsicle Palace. I sniffed and paw-ed and finally managed to trace them back to the rascal Pepper, the Pekingese owner of Doggy Bagel Deli, who’d gotten herself into quite a mess with a wayward bread delivery order.
Yet, shaking my head at the heartwarming madness of it all, at the end of the day, I wouldn’t trade my life for any other. So, here’s to many more tails, ahem, tales of hilarity, bravery and the odd steak or two, dear reader! Do stay paw-sitive.” I winked at the sunset smeared sky, Beauregard squeaking approvingly under my paw. Was life ruff? Sometimes. But this is Bonnie’s life, and it’s simply paw-some.
The End.
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