- Dog Tales
- September 20, 2023
Bronson PawWord Story
“Hey mom, turned out to be a Pawsburgh legend! Escaped to our doggy utopia once you left for the city – better than PB bones. On a quest to spice up my walks, I conquered obstacles & won a spray making future strolls feel like thrilling PB jar raids. Missed having lemons though(weird huh?). The city dog’s a hero now, how’s that for a twist mom? Woof! – Bman”
Listen to the story here.
It’s a well known truth among us four-legged creatures that when the humans’ houses go from dim to dark, Pawsburgh – a nirvana buried in our canine hearts – becomes a reality. Picture an anthropomorphic cartoon, minus the human oppression – All mutts, all the time. A shangri-la of fur and fun.
Bronson, the English Bulldog from down-the-block who happens to be me, finds solace between Boxer Beach and Husky Hill in our tail-wagging paradise. It’s better than any chew toy, belly rub, or car ride – and trust me, I’ve torn through my share of peanut butter bones. Amidst the aromatic K9 Kebabs and Pup-Peroni pizzas, Pawsburgh is an escape from baths and booming thunderstorms, from intrusive prickly pears of the desert, and from the solitude lovingly bestowed upon us by our human companions.
This time, my escape to Pawsburgh was spurred by my human’s decision to jet off to a loud, busy city – an absolute nightmare for an indoor-romper like me. Yet this wasn’t just another clandestine dash to Boxer Beach to hang around with Enzo, the cantankerous neighborhood Chihuahua who is the Pippin to my Merry.
No, this journey was different.
I wasn’t just bored – I was on a mission. Word around the Chow Chow Fountain was that The Pawsome Pet Pharmacy had a magical cure for monotonous walks: a one-time, no fuss spray that would instantly give all future strolls the essence of being chased by a horde of unfamiliars, a walk that combined the adrenaline-rush of humans’ ring doorbells and the thrill of prying open an unattended peanut butter jar.
While the risk was undeniable – I had to navigate past The Groom Room, the dwelling place of the dreaded Bath – the allure was irresistible. Fueled by a sturdy breakfast of cheese and cucumber slices (don’t you judge me), I decided to embark upon the epic quest.
The journey was woven with distractions, each designed to dissuade me from my cold-nosed determination. From the siren-like aroma wafting from Furrific Fried Chicken to the enticing squawks from the Seagulls of Boxer Beach, it was a test of true tenacity. Yet, the stubbornness in my heart and the itch in my paws overcame every enticing delay. The thought of turning a dreary walk into an intriguing adventure drove my every step.
Enzo, with his Pawsburg exclusive grumpy charm, despite being anti-everything, waddled his way to cheer me on at the Husky Hill finish line. His cheer rewarded my exhausted triumph, a grumpy Chihuahua’s equivalent to a standing ovation. My triumph was marred with only one regret though – that there was no lemon for me to pout upon at the finish line!
Ahh well, we bulldogs know our priorities: The enemy of interesting walks had been vanquished, and that’s how I, Bronson, became a Pawsburgh legend.
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