- Dog Tales
- October 7, 2023
Lil Dot PawWord Story
“Yo Mom! Crazy day – swiped a sausage, joined a wild chase, crashed a fashion pile-on, ransacked a pooch salon, all while dressed in a beret! Just your average Diva Day Out. Stay Pawsome. Love, Lil Dot.”
Oh blimey, what a day that was! Your dear old Lil Dot, yes, that pint-sized bulldog diva, in an unexpected adventure that turned the usually orderly Spencerville sideways.
It all began on the sunlit promenades of Upper Black Bulldog Bay. Usually a rather laid-back, lackadaisical day, turned a topsy-turvy adventure as Lil Dot daringly ran with a stolen sausage from Fur Tacos.
“Lil Dot, you naughty girl!” I scolded, chasing her down the street. But her only answer was a delighted bark and a waggle of her tail. You see, Lil Dot considers herself the queen of the town, and English bulldogs are known for their innate stubbornness. She’d decided that the exquisite aroma of grilled sausage was irresistible. So be it, she had thought, and whoosh!, off she went.
As we made our way through the town, excellent Spencer and cheeky Russell concluded to partake in this thrilling chase. You’ve never seen such a sight as three dogs who think they’re part of ‘The Italian Job,’ barrelling down the streets of Spencerville. But the merriment was cut short as we collided with a stack of haute doggie clothes from Canine Couture Clothing store. As luck would have it though, Lil Dot emerged from the wreckage sporting a wildly fashionable beret. Mismatched humour, did I mention?
Then, we tumbled past the Waggle n’ Wok restaurant and yes, you guessed it – ended up in a heap of egg rolls and spring rolls. Tossing the eyes of disdain at the chaos, Lil Dot picked up what was left of her purloined sausage and carried on. An unspoken cue to move along towards our next blunder.
Gazing at Lil Dot, Tanner feigned annoyance and rumbled, “You’ve really done it this time, haven’t you?” As we watched from the side-lines, much as spectators at a tennis match, Lil Dot, sausage in mouth, deftly slipped into The Pampered Pooch Salon.
Oh, the pandemonium that ensued! Lil Dot, the ringleader, prancing from station to station in her mischievous glory, spraying fur conditioner and paw wax left and right. “Beware of the bully of the bay,” customers might well say after this, huffing into their Pooch-a-Lattes.
And thus, from sausages, to weaving through clothes racks and upsetting an entire salon, so unfolded our delightful disaster. Amidst apology and laughter, we left, having learned the valuable lesson “Never come between an English bulldog and a legitimate sausage.”
Thinking back, it felt like an oddball comedy scene stripped from a film – full of missteps, hijinks, and delightful sausages. But, in true Spencerville fashion, we all laughed it off, because life, especially with Lil Dot and her theatrics, is always an absolute “Bark ‘n’ Roll’ Show.
With a sigh, we all collapsed close to the docks of Upper Black Bulldog Bay, a place that had begun this fantastic, farcical soap opera. Now doubtless, just another crazy chapter at Spencerville, told and retold around the water bowls and fire hydrants. And Lil Dot at it again tomorrow? Well, count on it my friends, count on it.
The End.
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