- Dog Tales
- October 13, 2023
Albert PawWord Story
“Hey Dad! Went sleuthing with Albert for adventure today. His fav toy Fin went MIA – thought the ice cream guy dognapped him! Turns out, Fin just hitched a ride to the freezer. All’s well that ends well. Can’t write more – tail wagging off! – Wilmont”
Ah, Albert, the artful, amusing, and astonishing bulldog of Pawsburg. Ah, where does one begin with his utterly remarkable tale? A hero of sorts, one might say! I’m sure you’ve heard of him.
One petit morning in Pawsburg, I hitched a ride with Baker, a Beagle with a keen nose for adventure, and we ambled over to Maltese Meadow for a romp with a few compatriots. The air was intoxicatingly filled with the smells of Dog-gone Good BBQ wafting over. We had barely sunk our paws into the grassy terrain, when Albert, the eventful English Bulldog, strutted up to us with a grave look on his jolly face.
“Fin is missing,” he announced; his favourite stuffed companion, his partner in crime. Oh, it was of the utmost severity!
Let me tell you about Albert. He was renowned for his diplomatic capabilities and a predilection for monkey tugs and blue Frisbees. Rather averse to cats and vacuum cleaners, but have you met a dog who doesn’t flick a wary eye at the monstrous roar of the aspiring dust-killer?
Bearing an intellect that could rival the combined brainpower of all the canine residents of Pawsburg, Albert was our local Sherlock. With Fin missing, his detective instincts sprang into action, and with his favourite plush friend at stake, Albert was a bulldog on a mission.
“Have no fear,” he said to the birds flitting nervously in the meadow, “We shall return peace to Pawsburg!”
I assisted him in investigating the grounds: East Bulldog Bay, the Fawning Cream Maltese Meadow, every nook and patch. Even the Furry Friends Art Gallery was not spared. (Albert did take a moment to admire the artistic prowess of Reginald; a Retriever with an eye for realism in his squirrels, though.)
As darkness rolled over Pawsburg, we had retraced Albert’s steps right down to the tempting vanilla ice cream he’d lapped up at the K9 Kebabs the night before. Albert’s detective nose didn’t like the smell at the ice cream stand.
“Fin, my dear loyal friend, kidnapped by the ice cream vendor!” Albert deduced with a profound gasp.
Back we trod to the K9 Kebabs in the dead of night, for a rescue mission of utmost importance, armed with Albert’s detective wits and my unwavering loyalty. After a tense standoff, it was revealed that Fin had accidentally hitched a ride on the late-night snack cart, earning himself an arctic adventure in the ice cream freezer. Frozen but unscathed.
So, Fin was returned safely to Albert. Our culprit? A stray gust of Pawsburg wind.
Returning to our homes under the cover of the night, victorious; I knew I was part of an adventure that would be whispered in hush tones all over Pawsburg. Ah, just another day in our not-so-quiet canine town, with our undaunted hero – the marvellous Albert.
The End.
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