- Dog Tales
- October 23, 2023
Lucy PawWord Story
Hey Mom & Dad! Today was barking mad! Had to save Spencerville from a broccoli scandal – some terrier tried selling broccoli-infused chew toys at Doggy Delight. Can you imagine? Took the mutt out before he turned our paradise green! The nerve of these city dogs! All in a day’s work for me, your neighborhood watchdog. Peace, chicken soup, and bone-filled fun restored. Sprinkles sends his love too. Goosey Lucy signing off, until the next absurd pickle. Woof!
Time had not yet hit noon when I cupped my paws around a steaming bowl of Pup N’ Go’s infamous chicken soup, my taste buds tingling with anticipation, while the familiar humdrum of Spencerville buzzed in the background. The brother, Sprinkles, was missing though. The bastard had been out at the Dalmatian Desert again, probably a sand-bath from the looks of his coat. He’d be damned if he dragged that sand heap back into the yard.
Hot tip had reached me through wise old labrador at the Bone Appetit, some shifty terrier had smuggled in a hefty stash of broccoli. Wretched stuff, vile, God-awful. Plans were afoot to disrupt peace in our nearly perfect hamlet. Yeh, tiny terror was trying to pass it off as fancy pet food at Doggy Delight. Broccoli-infused chew toys, or so the buzz went. Sent shivers down my spine, flea-ridden mongrel messing up our utopian existence with blighted culinary nonsense.
I’m not one for conflict, but there was a principle at stake. Spencerville ain’t no place for vegetable miscreants. This terrier needed straightening out, society’s bane twisting up the very fabric of our idyllic haven. I was going to do it, Sprinkles be damned if he disagreed. My instincts flared up, time to let the stubborn side wander.
Steaming up indignation, I pawed my mug across the Doggy Depot counter, barked a few orders at the young pup manning the fort. “I’ll need my trusty rope. Today’s not a drill,” I snarled, feeling more an undefeated soldier than a peace-loving canine.
Through Black Bulldog Bay and up Husky Hill I tread, a mother’s tale of defiance against the illegitimate encroachment of loud sacrilege. Soon, I was at Doggy Delight. The terrier was there alright, a recent import from Terrier Town, blissfully trading broccoli laced chew toys, his audacity matched only by his obliviousness to my presence.
“Spare me the vegetable monstrosity, canine,” I broke the silence, my voice a concoction of mirth and sternness, much like the distinguished Hunter S. himself.
The terrier shrunk back, bewildered. He was new here, didn’t know the rules. Maybe he’d learn a thing or two about good old Spencerville.
As I trotted back through town, the moon was rising, painting the streets with silver. The victory wasn’t grand, but it was important, a tiny nudge to steer our perfect world away from unwanted surprises.
Back home, Sprinkles was waiting, curiosity and worry threaded through his whispers. But things were taken care of. Would they happen again? Fair chance. But till then, Spencerville would hold the fort, celebrate its uniqueness, and embrace the love, tranquility, and bone-filled paradise.
And as for me? Well, I’d do as I always did. Keep watch, ensure peace, play a round or two of tug-of-war, and grab some chicken soup at the Pup N’ Go. Another day in the life, another story to tell. Life here in Spencerville, the dog paradise.
No broccoli, thank you very much.
The End.
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