- Dog Tales
- October 25, 2023
Wally Bear PawWord Story
Hey there, it’s your old friend Wally Bear! Just wanted to share that I recently saved Pawsburg, standing up to alien dogs for a rubber teddy bear. If that’s not hero material, I don’t know what is! But mostly, I was rewarded with grilled chicken – win-win! Your ever-vigilant, gourmet, cosmic canine pal, Wally.
Well, would you look at that! It’s only Wally Bear, our sleek black doughnut of joy and conviviality, charging full speed – or what passes for ‘full speed’ in Wally’s universe – towards Collie Canyon. In the dreamy world of Pawsburg, Wally Bear’s form of prowling could only be compared to the slow drifting of comets across the celestial sky. One lustrous eye forever searching for a rubber teddy bear to assault, or a juicy grilled chicken dish to consume.
Now, if you’re wondering about this interspecies translation device – yes, it’s as attractive as a fanny pack and twice as reliable – it’s a locally sourced, handcrafted piece made at Pawsitively Purrfect Pet Store. But it does the job, turns my “woofs” and “growls” into witty banter. Kibbles for thoughts, am I right?
Anyway … as I was sauntering – yes, sauntering with the restrained elegance of a tufted ottoman about to breach gravity – I remembered a rumor that The Bone Appetit just added grilled chicken and sweet potato pancakes to the menu. My wrinkled mug twitched at the thought. Here’s the thing, you must understand this, I have a biological attraction to chicken – it’s my kryptonite, my holy grail, my infinity stone. And cucumbers? Let’s just say they’re the anti-matter.
Here in Pawsburg, I’m an urban legend, a walking paradox, a dog renowned not just for its glossy coat and boundless love for rubber teddy bears, but for my culinary adventures. You should see how I captivate diners at Pawsome pancakes, with my spirited renditions of “chicken is love” and “Ode to teddy bears”.
Suddenly, like a streak of light cutting across the galaxy, I see it – a group of alien dogs from the neighboring Canis Major Constellation hovering around a rubber teddy bear. As Wally Bear, protector of Pawsburg and self-appointed custodian of all things rubbery and bear-like, it’s my solemn duty to intervene.
“Halt intergalactic canines of ill-intent,” I bark, my chest puffed with a valiant resolve as I strutted in. We engaged in a Cold War of stares; me with my noble Bulldog visage, them with their alien doggoness.
“Oh thank heavens, it’s Wally Bear, lord of rubber teddy bears,” whimpered the toy stuck between the alien jaws. Apparently, my reputation extended far across galaxies.
In the resulting kerfuffle, my super-dog strength prevailed, the teddy bear was free, and all was right in the galaxy. The alien dogs were stunned, and before they disappeared into a wormhole, they promised to leave all rubber teddy bears of Pawsburg alone.
I returned the teddy bear to The Snooty Snout Boutique, received praise, a dish of grilled chicken, and life in Pawsburg continued its placid celestial dance. After all, in the grand cosmic scheme of things, I, Wally Bear, am just a steadfast English Bulldog with a simple mission – to protect the things he loves.
Yes, this is Pawsburg, my world, the bulbous, twinkling galaxy I call home. And me? I am its guardian, its custodian, its doughnut-shaped defender and, most importantly, its friend. Just a dog and his space. Barking along the cosmic road, for isn’t that what an English Bulldog’s life is all about?
The End.
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