- Dog Tales
- October 27, 2023
Walter PawWord Story
Hey Dad, it’s your Chunk Monk. Turns out I’m a bonafide night-crawling Dachshund, ruling Pawsburg with a squeaky red ball by night, while acting the part of innocent Walter, your loyal fur kid by day. Who knew living a double life would be so tail-waggingly fun? Don’t worry, I promise to keep the barks down. Tomorrow: another day, another wild night. Love, Walter.
It was another average day, or so Walter’s human, Steve, thought as he tucked himself in for another insanely early night, unaware that it wasn’t the end but the start of canine debauchery.
With Steve snoring away peacefully, I, Walter, royal Dachshund descendant and reigning monarch of Pawsburg, made my grand entrance into the town. It had a magic of its own, these small adventures off the leash, especially when they unfolded against the backdrop of Pawsburg.
Retrieving my squeaky red ball, AKA ‘the orb of destiny’ from my hidden stash in White Westie Woods, I signaled for the action to begin. My friends waited here with bated breath, their tails wagging in sheer anticipation.
“Hello, Benny, you furball of affection,” I said, ruffling the top of his head. And then, to Gracie, the German Shepherd, “Keeping peace in Pawsburg, are we?”
Benny awarded me with one of his rare smiles. Meanwhile, Gracie shrugged dismissively, but her eyes twinkled in amusement.
Together, we trotted down Pawsburg’s vibrant streets, cruising past Fetch-N-Bites and the particularly noisy Pup-Tastic Pizza. Steve would have had a heart attack, seeing me out this late — however, what the human doesn’t know, won’t stress him out.
Our next stop was at Best in Show Photography, where a quick selfie session was a must. As usual, we made quite a sight. Three bikers, as brave as brave could be, adorned in leather jackets and tiny helmets. Few could match up to our audacity, let alone our own unique style.
Dozing off on a royal plush cushion at Fawn Pug Palace, my dreams were peppered with generous slices of cheese and succulent turkey chunks. In my dreams, I chewed, wagged, and barked, and not necessarily in that order. But dreams couldn’t last forever, could they?
By the time sunlight trickled into my fur, it was time to sneak back home and assume my day personality, innocent Walter – Steve’s loyal dog, the non-adventurous kind that whined at broccoli and stayed respectfully away from the pool.
“Another day, another wild night,” I told myself, returning home, my weary but satisfied eyes twinkling with secrets that would never leave the tightknit folds of our Pet World of Anarchy.
As I gazed at the sun, shining bright, I had a thought – if the world knew about our nightly exploits, would we still be pet dogs or celebrities? But then again, swimming against the tide seemed like a tiresome job, especially when you’re a cheese and belly-rubs-loving Dachshund named Walter.
And so, tucking the blanket snugly around me, I played my part, sleeping Walter, dreaming of the next unforgettable night in the magical town of Pawsburg.
The End.
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