- Dog Tales
- October 30, 2023
Oscar PawWord Story
Hey Ma & Pa, your favorite furball had quite the day! Chillaxed with my gang at Bulldog Bay. Got jolted by surprise Pet Games at City Hall. Ran crazy through water-spraying hydrant maze, stuffed my face with deli goodies, didn’t mind losing to a stupid golden named ‘Glory.’ And guess what? Mama scheduled a dreaded spa visit. Can you believe it? Still your ever charming Oscar Boo.
You wouldn’t believe the day I had in Pawsburg! I was chilling at Upper Black Bulldog Bay with my usual crew – Bandit, Spike, and Pixie. Spike, bless his Bulldog heart, was trying his best to catch his own tail. I absolutely don’t get why he’s so fascinated with his rear appendage.
So, I am lounging around, eyes half-closed, and all of a sudden, an announcement came over the siren at City Hall. The annual Pet Games were on! No one even warned us. Rude, right? But the promise of excitement jolted me out of my languor like, bam! I felt like a superhero from one of those Marvel movies, ready to fight it out in the grandest doggy event of Pawsburg.
Mama always says, ‘Oscar, you’ve got the brains and the charm for anything. Just stop going after that squeaky fish. It’s not becoming.’ Well, Mama, sorry-not-sorry, it’s playtime now.
Every dog in Pawsburg flocked to the grand arena at Bullmastiff Boardwalk with dreams of being crowned Pawsburg’s Finest. The anxiety was palpable! Canine competitors from all corners sizing up one another, their noses twitching faster than tail lights on the freeway on a Monday morning.
For the first event, we had to navigate a labyrinth maze of fire hydrants. True story, those hydrants started spraying water at the most random times. Hilarious! Except for poor Spike, he got sprayed right in the face. He was more surprised than my mom when Dad brings out Broccoli on Sunday roast.
And the best part of the Pet Games? Every food stall from ‘Bow Wow Burgers’ to ‘Fur Tacos’ was there with free K-9 goodies. I’m not much of a foodie, but the sight at ‘The Fetching Deli’ was enough to turn my salivary glands into the Niagara Falls. Ugh, I could smell the chicken flavored treats and bones wafting from there. Heaven!
Long story short, I didn’t win. A Golden Retriever named ‘Golden Glory,’ another one of life’s overachievers, took the honor. But hey, I got plenty of treats and in the end, it’s all fun and games, right! Oh, and don’t let any canine tell you differently, victory smells a lot like crumbled cheese and slightly damp fur.
Best or worst part of the day? I’ll let you decide. Mama dropping the bombshell when I got home – “Oscar, it’s time for your Spa day at the ‘Spa for Paws’. You have to look sharp.” Excruciating!
Until the next adventure, sniff you later!
The End.
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