- Dog Tales
- November 3, 2023
Paloma PawWord Story
Hey Mom, it’s Toots! In case you’re wondering, I’m gone from Fawn Cream Maltese meadow to navigating a silken starry sky. Turns out, I’m the captain of a spaceship now! Visiting exotic planets, dealing with alien pups and, don’t get me started, taking space baths. Ain’t life here just a spinning bone of surprises! Will catch up soon, sending you tail-wags and snuggles from across the cosmos. š«š¾
Well, well, well! Paloma in space, you say? It’s just your regular Thursday, folks. You got it, hang tight and buckle up, ’bout to navigate this story like a ship through asteroid showers.
Awaking from my siesta one day, I found myself not sprawled out on my usual rug but rather in the stupendous starship BARKtrek. Not so far from my dreams, Pawsburg was now a distant planet, twinkling like a radiant diamond in the dark expanse of space. One second, I was minding my business, sprawlin’ by the fireplace, and the next, Iām the head honcho of a starship. They say life’s ruff, but this?
Look, I was more at home running around Fawn Cream Maltese Meadow than meddling with alien civilizations. And let’s get one thing straight amigos, Bark ‘n’ Roll did a better job of flavors than this questionable onboard ‘alien’ slop they had. But a gal’s gotta do what a gal’s gotta do. So, tucking T-rex under my paw and with Natty, Guiness, and Kahlua by my side, we braced ourselves for the adventure that was clearly written in the stars.
“Landing on Alpha Cani majoris, in 3, 2…”
Our ship touched down before the grand, looming structure of Chihuahua Castle. And let me tell you, it was a sight for some goddamn space-weary eyes. It was like The Doggie Daycare and The Barking Boutique had a cosmic baby. The products on offer? Treats from galaxies far, far away, void of any abominable green stuff, of course.
But it wasn’t all fun ‘n’ games. One run in with a set of rabid alien pups had me stand my ground, snarling louder than I would at the vacuum cleaner back home. There were space baths too, with swirling blue nebulae instead of water. I’d rather be alone, isolated in the furthest reaches of the universe than put myself through that spectacle again.
But moving on from the unfortunate bath fiasco, we soon found ourselves discovering new planets and civilizations, creating our very own doggy versions of alien races. (“Bulldogians”, “Labradorons”, “Spanielites”, you get the drift.) There was even this one planet we visited aptly dubbed, “Greyhound Grove”. Why? Because everyone there ran faster than a squirrel up a tree!
Look, in this vast cosmos, across an infinity of sunsets and sunrises, we found ourselves, we found camaraderie and we found all new, space versions of chicken. Rather than crawl under a rug, we were leading an expedition through the stars. Crazy, right?
But this is only the beginning. There’s probably a planet of vacuums out there somewhere, where it rains every day. A celestial body made entirely of – oh, the horror – the green stuff. But hey, this intergalactic rollercoster is just unwinding, and as they say – hope for the best but prepare for the worst.
So grab your stuffed T-Rex, rock your space suits, and come join us, fellow explorers. After all, one small step for dog, one giant leap for dogkind.
The End.
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