“Hey, it’s Graci. Quick recap of my day: Madcap Mayhem at Whiskers and Wings. Old Bruno, cheeky Smudge, and I ordered our usual, when Toodles waltzed in. Using Smudge’s skills, we swapped my dreaded pea-pie with Toodles’. Result? A shower of peas, poodles in puree, and a parrot in the pie! Spencerville now remembers us for ‘Pea Pie Pandemonium’. Another day, another laugh, eh? – Graci”

Listen to the story here

“Oh, what a glorious morning in Spencerville! The sun basking Shepherd Skyline, the breeze subtly playing with the leaves in Greyhound Grove, and the unmistakable aroma of Bow Wow Burgers filling the air, it’s doggonely delightful! But as every tale has a twist, mine begins with the unforgettable Madcap Mayhem at Whiskers and Wings.

I was with my buddies Smudge and Bruno, awaiting our order of Chewy Chicken Chunks. Now, let me make it clear, Bruno is no ordinary sidekick. He’s as old as a well-aged cheese and just as smelly, bless him. As for Smudge, imagine a cat with the heart of a gangster and the stealth of a ninja – always ready for some fun and mischief.

As fate would have it, Mrs. Edna’s unique recipe for Pea Packed Pies was today’s special! What, peas again? Isn’t life tough enough? I desperately tried to switch to Bow Wow Burgers, but, alas, their dastardly order system had already recorded my choice. My fate, it seemed, was sealed in green.

Imagine my horror when the air that was once filled with adorable wagging tails and jolly barks, suddenly turned squeaky-scrabbly, and in walked Mr. Snobby Toodles – the most spoilt Poodle in town. He craves peas. Imagine that, a dog who enjoys peas!

Seeing an opportunity to get rid of my dreaded peas, I switched my order with Snob Toodles, with the help of Smudge’s many talents of course. Now, Toodles has a reputation, you know, for being a bit high-maintenance. So, when his plate arrived stocked up ‘Mrs. Edna’s Famous Pea Packed Pie,’ all hell broke loose, I tell ya. The rain of peas over fancily powdered poodles was a sight for sore eyes, and the laughter echoed through Spencerville.

And just when we thought that the spectacle was over, the Mayor’s pet parrot landed smack-dab in the pie! What a hoot! Graci, the ingenious pea-hater, ended up covering the whole town in green. I still smile remembering Toodles that day, covered in pea-puree and feathers, prancing around like a green chicken!

So, folks, that’s how our regular trip to Whiskers and Wings became the much talked about ‘Pea Pie Pandemonium.’ What can I say? It was just a regular day in the life of Graci in good ol’ Spencerville.”

The End.

Share This Story: