- Dog Tales
- November 17, 2023
The Squeakpocalypse: A Woof-tastic Tale of Bravery, Kibble, and a Town’s Quest for the Ultimate Fetch: A Bailey PawWord Story
Yo, it’s Bailey! In today’s tail-waggin’ adventure, I accidentally became Pawsburgh’s hero. Started with a creepy quiet morning, then led a crew to save the town from a scurry of sinister squeaky toys. Turns out, I’m not just a kibble muncher – I’m a kibble muncher with a badge of courage. Paws crossed, mañana’s just about belly rubs. 🐾 #SqueakpocalypseSurvivor
Alright, I gotta tell you, the day started like any other in Pawsburgh, you know, with that whole enchilada of mystery and magic hanging in the air like the scent of Beagle Bagels at dawn – irresistible. I, Bailey, had a spring in my step, totally unaware that my usual romp at the park was about to turn into something out of a doggone dystopian movie.
Okay, picture this: Me, walking through Pinscher Plaza, which was oddly silent. Too silent. Not a bark, not a yip. Even the bouncy balls seemed to roll in slow motion, like they were tip-toeing around some unspeakable truth.
I scampered over to Pup’s Poutine – usually a hubbub of wagging tails and slurps, but today? Deserted. And that’s when it hit me – the scent of chicken flavored kibble was absent. It’s like in those movies where the protagonist realizes they haven’t been paranoid enough, you know?
And then – I hear it. A squeak. Not the happy, I’m-chewing-on-this-and-loving-it squeak, but an eerie, horror movie, nails-on-the-chalkboard squeak. It had my fur on end. As in, if this were ‘The Walking Dead,’ that sound would’ve totally been the growl of a lurking zombie.
“Bailey,” Max’s voice came from behind a turned-over trough at Puppy Patisserie. His normally buff German Shepherd physique trembled slightly. “There’s something you should see.”
We didn’t do pleasantries, me and Max, not with the apocalypse apparently knocking on our kennel-doors. Max led the way with Poppy, the Corgi, bringing up the rear, all attitude stuffed into stubby legs. Pawsburgh Park – it’s my jam, you know – had turned into a scene like those Black Friday sales where someone shouted “free bones!” and every dog lost their minds.
The park was in disarray, but the lake – oh, the lake was a survivor’s oasis. A place where one could wash off the scent of anarchy and revel in the cool, cool embrace of sanity. That’s where we headed; that was the plan.
I should mention, I’m a dog of simple pleasures – chicken kibble, long sprints, the occasional philosophic contemplation of a fetch ball’s trajectory – but saving Pawsburgh? That’s a new one for my resume, right between ‘expert snuggler’ and ‘devoted chicken kibble connoisseur.’
So, there we are, at the edge of Malamute Mountain, overlooking the valley that was now a surreal canvas of canine chaos. There’s Rottweiler Ridge, eerily quiet now, and Pinscher Plaza, ghostly without its daily dose of doggy deals and banter. The dread settles in, right between my shoulder blades. I’m not made for this. I’m more the type to pontificate on the meaning of ‘fetch’ than ponder the existential dread of an empty Pawsburgh.
It’s the squeaky toys, right? They’re haunting us, popping up like bad luck tokens. You know when they say someone’s life flashes before their eyes? Well, mine is just a chase scene, the squeaky toys gaining on me – I’m huffing, puffing, philosophizing on why does a thing that brings such joy also bring such torment?
We reach the lake, but instead of the usual plop and splash, this once-splendid waterhole was now a mirror reflecting our bewildered faces. Poppy steps forward, fearlessly, bravely, corgi-ly. She dives – no, not into water – but into war with the toy that had somehow taken over our blessed Pawsburgh.
And you know what? The water ripples, like our bravery is just a stone’s throw away from changing the tides of this apocalypse. Max barks orders, Poppy corrals her courage, and I summon all the sunny disposition I can muster.
Today, we fight for kibble, for fetch balls, and yeah, for the solemn right to turn up our snouts at sour apples. But, just between us, I’m not cut out for a dog-eat-dog world; I’m more of a dog-eats-chicken-kibble kinda gal. That said, this is Pawsburgh, and we stick together – even if the post-apocalyptic life has us tail-spinning into dramatic sighs and Woody Allen-style monologues.
For crying out loud, we are the Walking Pets, and I, Bailey, with fur gleaming like the first day of spring, will lead this town back into the light – because, seriously, I have way too many sunny days ahead to let the squeakpocalypse win.
The End.
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