- Dog Tales
- November 20, 2023
Pawsburgh’s Purloined Pie: A Tale of Intrigue, Whiskers, and Treasures Untold: A rylee PawWord Story

Hey mate,
Just wrapped up another day in Pawsburgh – turned out to be quite the tail! Found myself sniffing out secrets, pie-dodging with Jasper, and treasure hunting under Briard Bridge with Sampson thumping along. Met a guardian cat, had a whisker-war, and scored the motherlode of treats! All in a day’s work for this Shorkie sleuth. Meet you at moonrise for a feast and fables.
Tail wags and triumphs,
Rylee 🐾
In which I, Rylee of the resplendent golden coat, do recount an escapade most curious and thrilling in the secret stretches of Pawsburgh.
One cannot appreciate the weight of a secret ’til it’s anchored in their trust. And on a brisk morning which held the delicate promise of adventure, as I trod the path from Earth to that fabled town, the air did hum with the electricity of covert undertakings. Pawsburgh, with its meandering alleys and bustling thoroughfares where no human foot hath trod, beckoned me with the silent whisper of the Lake’s sunrise.
It chanced to pass, as I nosed ’round the dusky corners of Topaz Terrier Town, that an air most mysterious clung to the shingles and shutters. The hush of Pawsburgh’s hidden life was indeed a thing to behold. Each pawprint pressed upon the cobblestone as a whisper, every tail wag ’twas a tale untold.
Anon, I made for Pom’s Pies, for one cannot embark upon espionage with an empty belly, and what better sustenance than a pie dew-kissed with the scent of fresh meat? Yet nary a bite passed these eager jaws, for just as I settled ‘pon a stool, the tinkle of the bell above the door did sing, and who should slink but Jasper, the wily Siamese scoundrel of sublime stealth, eyes aglow with secrets of his own.
“Well, lookee here, if it ain’t ol’ Rylee,” his voice a sly puzzle. “Happen to know why the sky above Briard Bridge is thick with whispers this fine day?”
I perked an ear, my heart for adventure nigh outpacing my prudence. “Perchance you’ll enlighten this humble Shorkie, or am I to discover it ‘tween the savory layers of Pom’s finest?”
Jasper, tail flicking with impudence, leaned close. “A treasure, bold and grand, sits ‘neath that old bridge, and ’tis guarded by the keenest of noses.”
A treasure! My sunlit fur quivered with anticipation. So it was that we traversed, as surreptitious as shadows, through snicket after snicket, toward the underbelly of Briard Bridge. The wind danced with our scents, teasing the leaves along our journey.
Ere long, our covert congregation grew; Sampson the stout-hearted Great Dane lumbered to join, grinning like a Cheshire of our vague acquaintance, albeit ignorant of his own girth in the matter. “A treasure hunt, they say? Count me amongst yer ranks!”
Thus was our trinity defined – Jasper’s guile, Sampson’s brawn, and my shimmering resolve.
We reached our destination as the sun kissed the midday blue. Creeping ‘neath the bridge, my sharp eyes did catch a glint – a box, secured with lock, awaitin’ he who be crafty enough to unveil its spoils.
“Now watch and be astounded,” crowed Jasper, licking a paw with the calm of a seasoned rogue. But hark! Ere his clever claws could pry, a sentinel appeared, a guardian of the feline persuasion, eyes narrow as the path to righteousness.
“Verily, the game’s afoot!” I barked, ‘tween the expectant huffs of Sampson and Jasper’s hissing breath.
What secrets did the box hold? A dossier of clandestine routes? Tokens of encrypted frolic? Or recipes, sacred and sauced with legend? For a moment, the collective dreams of our fraternity hung lighter than a dandelion’s wish ‘pon the breeze.
A daring dash, a tussle of whiskers and fur – and victory! With hearts pounding true as a metronome’s kiss, we stood triumphantly. As I nosed the box open, aromas of Thanksgiving did waft like the paws of angels… and lo! Treats, various and sundry, crafted by paws unseen, delights long whispered in the hidden kitchens of The Canine Café.
A treasure indeed! We vowed to feast upon our bounty under the knowing gaze of Pawsburgh’s moon, with tales of espionage lending zest to each morsel. As we trotted back through town, secrets safe ‘neath our collars, I reflected upon this truth: in friendship and adventure, we are as rich as any dog need be.
The End.
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