- Dog Tales
- November 20, 2023
The Tail of Pawsburg: A Canine Chronicle of Chaos and Courage: A Loki PawWord Story
Hey Ma,
You won’t believe the tail I wagged today! Led my pup squad through Pawsburg’s apawcalypse – snagged balls, swiped chicken, and outsmarted poodle punks. City’s safe, tails are wagging, and ya boy’s the hero (obviously). Will fetch details over dinner; save me some scraps?
xoxo,
Lolo 🐾🏆✨
Ever had one of those days where everything’s just a tail’s whisker away from falling apart — and then does? Well, pull up a patch of sunshine. I’ve got a tale that’ll ruffle your ear fur.
In the bone-waking hour of twilight, Pawsburg fell silent. No yap of the Beagles or the Mastiffs’ bellowing rumble. Just the eerie pitter-patter of paws against desolate cobblestone. The air hung heavy with peanut butter dreams and the ghosts of Kibble Past. The recent squirrel hoard uprising left Mastiff Meadows looking like a squeaky toy graveyard — the apawcalypse was upon us.
Maggie the Beagle had said it first, “This is ruff,” as we watched a one-eyed Chihuahua named Paco drag a chew toy twice his size across Malamute Mountain.
Now, I’m Loki, the dashing pitbull with ears that can’t decide if they’re coming or going. The kind of dog who never met a patch of sunlight or a blue rubber ball I couldn’t conquer. But this — chaos had unleashed, and we were playing fetch without a ball.
As the chosen leader — self-appointed, I’ll admit, but who’s counting? — I rallied the troops. Zeus, with his old war wounds and the drool that could drown a Pekingese, Magz with her nose for trouble, and yours truly, headed across the whispering grass of the Meadows. Our mission: to forage the remains of Tail-Twitching Treats for anything unspoiled by the mutiny.
“We gotta paws for a plan,” I said, my voice steely. “One that doesn’t stink like last week’s leftovers.” Of course, that was figuratively speaking, since I’d eat last week’s leftovers in a heartbeat, provided it wasn’t citrus.
Our first stop – The Doggy Depot. Maggie’s nose worked like it was earning double the treats, sniffing out a stash of rubber balls. “Distraction is key in every survival strategy,” I said, tossing my beloved blue ball up in the air. It landed with the predictability of a cat’s affection — that is to say, none at all.
We zigzagged through the remains of Pup’s Poutine and snatched up vacuum-sealed packets of chicken chunks. My mouth watered, and I briefly forgot about the apawcalypse looming like a vet visit.
Next stop, Mastiff’s Meals. And who should be guarding the gruel but a pack of salon-escaped poodles with nail extensions sharp enough to scratch the itch in the middle of your back. “Well, isn’t this precious?” Maggie quipped, her ears set to ‘Mischief.’
Zeus let out a growl that spoke volumes, most of it an audiobook on ‘Grieving the Loss of One’s Food Bowl.’
With me acting as the decoy, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t chase a pitbull with patchwork fur, Maggie and Zeus rounded up cans of grub and escaped, yipping merrily beneath the shadow of Briard Bridge.
As the first streaks of dawn pinked the sky, we made it back to Spa for Paws, our safe haven where the towels are warm, and the head scratches are plenty. Maggie strategized the distribution of chicken chunks, and Zeus doled out hard-earned wisdom with each chew.
And that’s how I, Loki, the fearless, not-so-furry leader of Pawsburg, saved the day, ears perked and heart valiant. Apawcalypse or not, I’ll always chase the light, especially if it bounces unpredictably across the brave new world of Pawsburg.
The End.
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