- Dog Tales
- November 21, 2023
Mutt-igations and Chimichangas: The Thanksgiving Tale of Pawsburgh: A jade PawWord Story
Hey Ellie,
I’ve spun quite the Thanksgiving tail in Pawsburgh—played detective, untangled a parade calamity, and turned a would-be villain into a friend with a bit of terrier-chihuahua diplomacy. It’s not just about the turkey; it’s about opening our pack and hearts. Hope your day’s as warm as a fresh chimichanga!
Wags and Whiskers,
Jade 🐾✨
In the quaint meanders of Pawsburgh, where dogs of all creeds and breeds wagged and swaggered, the aura of Thanksgiving wafted through the warrens of Hound Heights and the snug nooks of Amber Akita Alley—mostly because Chihuahua’s Chimichangas had decided to dabble in turkey-flavored tortillas. I, Jade, a dainty concoction of terrier tenacity and chihuahua charm, was ruminating on the nature of pigeons and their persistent lack of elegance from my windowsill throne when calamity struck.
The grand Pawsburgh Thanksgiving Day parade was afoot, and so was some nefarious sabotage. Decorations were de-decorated, floats became decidedly un-floaty, and someone—may fleas find their favorite napping spot—had pinched the pies from Pawfect Pastries.
“Zip, Watson, to me!” I yelped, summoning my eclectic crew.
Zip, who had a tail that was a blur even when perfectly still, arrived in a zip. Watson lumbered in the wake of his own legend—affecting the air of a statesdog in his twilight years, though I had my suspicions that he was middle-aged at worst.
The town’s collective tail wag waned as the sense of Thanksgiving mirth mottled like a spoiled treat. But we were dogs, descendants of noble wolves, hunters by lineage—albeit presently preoccupied by postmen and peculiar vacuum machinations. We would sniff out this cur.
The investigation was afoot, a paw, and for a brief and regrettable interlude, a nose. Evidence collection proved somewhat challenging; unlike detectives in human fiction, which I admittedly consumed when Ellie was not looking, we collected clues primarily by sniffing and occasionally by consuming them.
Clues led us circuitously through the alleys and avenues of our magical haven. Not a single whisker out of place on the relics that were the town’s elder Cavaliers, not a single growl from the huskies loitering suspiciously around The Howling Husky Hardware Store. The villain and their motive eluded us like that darned red dot that sometimes danced around the apartment.
But as any good trail hound—or happenstance detective terrier-chihuahua mixed pup—knows, the scent holds truth.
And thus, we found him—Onyx, a lone wolf of a mutt, who resented the parade for his exclusion from it. His mane was ruffled not by wind but by the bitter gusts of isolation, and his eyes told tales of Thanksgiving pasts, where he had watched from the fire escapes and dustbins, not amidst the wagging throng.
With a tail that barely swung, Onyx sneered at our righteous indignation. “What’s Thanksgiving but a parade of pretense?” he snarked, which was, philosophically speaking, quite the quandary for a canine to consider.
Yet, with compassion over confrontation, we extended a paw. We saw not a saboteur but a stray who needed a pack. “Join us,” I offered, “not because we need an extra snout to balance the float, but because… well, that’s exactly why, but also because the Thanksgiving spirit is about inclusivity.”
Perhaps it was our earnest eyes or the tantalizing thought of a chimichanga plucked straight from a float named ‘Cornucopia Canine,’ but Onyx’s gaze softened. Minus the snarling.
The parade was mended with the combined flurry of paws and Onyx’s street-savvy. It became not just a processional but a proclamation of Pawsburgh’s unity.
Thanksgiving unfolded with feasting, frolicking, and the occasional philosophical debate about the edible merits of rubber chickens versus real ones (Baron Cluckington staunchly defended his squeaky honor). The day sighed into evening, and as twilight cascaded over the now peacefully snoring Pawsburgh, we dogs knew, undoubtedly, the true essence of Thanksgiving.
And there, under the benign glow of streetlamps, Central Bark alive with shared joy—the pigeons, those graceless jesters, still uninvited to the affair—Ellie’s wayward Jade learned that even in a town as magical as Pawsburgh, the most wondrous of spells is kindness.
The End.
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