- Dog Tales
- November 21, 2023
Paws and Order: The Bulldog Detective of Pawsburgh Unleashes Justice: A Mercedes PawWord Story
Hey, Mom! 🐾😄 Crazy day on the beat in Pawsburgh. Played doggy detective and caught a thief after a hilarious foot (paw) chase through town! My jokes fell flat, but hey, this bulldog’s still got it. Gonna unwind with a ‘Pawberry Delight’ now. Being a law-pawing bulldog is ruff, but someone’s gotta do it! 🚓🐕🦺😜 Love, Mo Mo 🐶❤️
A day in the life of a bulldog detective in Pawsburgh—a town that puts the ‘fur’ in ‘furtive’ and where I, Mercedes, with the heart marking on my head, guard like a vigilant gargoyle sans the stone exterior—is never what you’d call ‘ordinary’.
I trotted down Pearl Papillon Promenade with a deliberate gait, starting my patrol. My nose, a splendid connoisseur of trouble and treats, twitched as it inhaled the Pawsburgh air: a symphony of scents, from Canine’s Cuisine’s beef stew to the freshly baked baguettes at Dachshund’s Deli. I resisted the temptation to indulge; I was on duty after all—and bulldogs, especially ones with a badge, do have a reputation to uphold.
The serenity of the promenade was suddenly broken by a peculiar commotion outside The Groom Room. I approached with caution, knowing my robust build and the heart-shaped emblem on my brow usually parted crowds like Moses and his famous sea—but not today.
“Mercedes! Thank heavens,” yelped a poodle, her paws manicured to fatal points. “There’s a thief amongst us!”
I came closer, my keen eyes catching sight of a crafty Weimaraner slinking away. Perhaps he had a naturally guilty gait, but it was my day for intercepting ne’er-do-wells.
“Well, well,” I mused out loud to no one in particular. “Looks like it’s time to turn this miscreant into a ‘bark’er. Get it? Because he’s a dog and…”
The dogs of Pawsburgh stared at me blankly, not quite appreciating my level of wit.
“Right. Onward!” I declared awkwardly.
I gave chase, though ‘give chase’ suggests a certain alacrity, and bulldogs and alacrity have a falling out every so often. Nevertheless, I pursued the alleged felon through various twists and turns until we both skidded into Mastiff Meadows—the great green where dogs are freer than fleas on a naked mole-rat.
“Halt, scoundrel!” I barked, trying to look as regal and as commanding as a dog could without a throne or a sword.
He did halt, looking rather sheepish, or rather, Weimaraner-ish, with a guilty wag of his tail and a sorrowful tilt to his head. Busted, his custody was as assured as the drool on my chin when dreaming of fries.
Later, paperwork done and miscreant in the kennel, I plopped down at my favorite spot in Corgi’s Crepes, paw-deep in a plate of ‘Pawberry Delight’—their specialty. I pondered this thief’s motives, my mind whirring almost as loud as a terrier’s incessant yapping. Was he in need of a groom and couldn’t afford the luxury? Did he crave a whiff of that famous ‘eau de toilette’?
It’s not easy, being a bulldog of the law. My single, earthly desire is to sprawl on the comfy carpet of justice, but instances like this remind me that there’s always work to be done— that is, until it’s time for cuddles, car rides, or a titillating episode of fetching the un-fetchable.
And so, as the sun dipped below the skyline of Pawsburgh and the stars began to twinkle like mischievous eyes within a great canine cosmos, I returned home. There I would recount my day, the tale spun with flair and maybe a dollop of dramatic license, to my humans—who would laugh, shake their heads, and never believe a word. After all, such grand adventures in a magical town like Pawsburgh were surely just the dreams of one ginger and white English Bulldog with a heart on her forehead and a soul full of love.
Or were they?
The End.
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