- Dog Tales
- November 28, 2023
The Bone Heist: A Noir Tale of Shadows and Spotlights: A Rue PawWord Story
Hey there! Just a heads up, Iโm diving tail-first into a canine caper here in Pawsburgh. There’s a bone to pick (the Great Beggin’ Bone, actually), a Dalmatian in distress, and a bunch of cat burglars with paws in the wrong litter box. Count on me to sniff out trouble and fetch some justice. Keep your ears perked for the tale of how I, Rue, unravel this whisker-twister! ๐พ๐ – The Mystery Maven
The glimmering dawn hadn’t broken yet when the first mischievous hints of a new adventure began to tickle my whiskers. Rue’s the name, and if Pawsburgh’s whispers could be believed, I was the legendary Texas Heeler with a coat that could tell the weather. But on this particular fog-draped morning, I was looking to unravel a mystery more tangled than an old ball of yarn.
There’s a chill in the air as I paw my way into the Quartz Qimmiq Quarter, the cobblestone cool beneath my pads. The Quarter is quiet, too quiet, except for the tick-tock of the grand clock tower serenading the stars with its lonesome chime. Iโve always preferred the Noir; it compliments my coat.
I flick my ears to the slight buzz of a distant conversation โ Fifi the French Poodle was busy gossiping outside the Dog’s Delicacies about a heist that would skid any tail into a twist. Seems like a band of flea-bitten felines was pawing after the town’s prized possession: the Great Beggin’ Bone of Pawsburgh, said to be hidden deep beneath Pearl Papillon Promenade. I snort lightly; a job for the hounds, not a cat’s plaything.
Slipping past Doggy Depot where collars and capes glint like lost treasures, I take in the scents, the hushed purrs of the city awakening. A dame, a Dalmatian with spots like spilled ink, her tail a metronome of distress, sidles up to me outside Paw-tisserie.
“Rue, darling,” she whispers, her voice as smooth as cream from a fresh can. “I heard you’re the mutt to find things that… disappear.”
“My services come with a cost,” I say, not moving an inch. “And my friendship, even more so. What’s the ripple?”
“It’s… delicate.” Daisy the Dalmatian’s gaze flicks left and right. “Meet me at Rottweiler’s Ribs when the sun hits the top of the town hall. And come alone.”
I nod once. It’s not my first moonlit rendezvous. The Dalmatian sashays away, leaving me to wonder what dance I’d just been led into. Pawsburgh’s secrets are like my favorite snacks โ they seldom stay buried.
As the clock strikes six, I make my way to the meet, my heart a steady drumroll beneath my brindled cloak. Daisy is there, outside Rottweiler’s, her eyes twin pools of urgency.
“They’ve taken my brother, Duke,” says the dame, skipping pleasantries. “Those feline filchers. They left a message, something about a trade โ Duke for the Great Beggin’ Bone.”
“Kidnapped, eh?” I muse, circling my thoughts like a hound on the hunt. “And why should I stick my snout in this mess?”
“Because you, Rue, are the mystery maven, and Duke’s paws are too soft for that lot’s dirty litter. Iโll owe you a treat, one from The Pawsome Pet Pharmacy; they say it’s your favorite.”
A sly smirk curls my lips โ Daisy’s done her homework. “Alright, sister, you’ve got yourself a deal.”
And so, with the howl of an old jazz tune haunting the dusky air, I strutted into the shadows that veined Pawsburgh, my pelt a silvery mirage, my mind set. If it’s a noir they want, it’s a noir they’ll get, headlined by Rue, the Texas Heeler, who’d investigate a bone heist, rescue a Dalmatian, and maybe โ just maybe โ chew on the gritty truth of this dog-eat-dog town.
When my copper lanterns of eyes meet the dawn that breaks over Basenji Bay, I’ll have a tail to tell, one that’ll make those cat burglars wish they’d stuck to chasing their tails. Because in Pawsburgh, you might get nine lives, but that doesn’t mean you won’t get burned on the first one.
The End.
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