- Dog Tales
- December 2, 2023
Diamond Collar Detectives: The Tail-Wagging Tale of Cinder-Winnie: A Winnie PawWord Story
Hey Charlie! 🐾 Just to paws and tell you – I’m the undercover Cinder-Winnie of Pawsburgh! ✨ Managed to sniff out a diamond-studded mystery at the ball and turned out the royal collar fit this spotty damsel perfectly. Won a feast, no carrots involved! 😂👑🥓 Tails wagging, secrets unraveled, and guess who’s the reigning queen of Mutt Munchies? Yep, yours truly! Miss you – can’t wait to share my fairy tail in person. 🐶❤️ – Winnie the Wondrous
Once upon a time, in the magical, tail-wagging town of Pawsburgh, there was a dog with a white streak as dashing as her personality, and a spirit as patch-worked with joy as the spots on her shoulders. Hiya! I’m Winnie, the Boxer/Mastiff patchwork princess of Pawsburgh, a town where every bark’s a laugh and every snuffle’s a secret.
So, it was a yawn-cracking dawn when I found myself trotting down Affenpinscher Avenue with nothing but sass in my step and a growling stomach thinking about Husky’s Hotcakes – you haven’t lived till you’ve tried their bacon topped pancakes. My human, Charlie, was out of town, which meant I was on a quest for adventure and pancakes, heavy on the syrup please.
I was moseying by Onyx Otterhound Oasis when I sniffed something fishy, and not the ‘just-got-in-a-crate-of-salmon’ sort of fishy. My buddy, Sergeant, was doing his best not to look suspicious, which made him look extra suspicious. “Hey, Sarge, what’s with the sneak?” I woofed.
The Shepherd shushed me with a paw. “Keep it on the DL, Winnie. We’ve got a ‘Situation’. Operation Cinder-Fella’s a go!”
Oh, I should tell you, Operation Cinder-Fella was our plan to crash the annual Pawsburgh ball, a hoity-toity affair at the highfalutin Saluki Sands where they served things like froie gras-stuffed bones. The plan was a simple classic: find the perfect set of paws to fit the diamond-studded collar left behind at last year’s ball. It was the only way to win a year’s supply of treats from Dog’s Delicacies – the crème de la crème of canine cuisine.
Now, I’m no detective, but I can spot a carrot in my dinner from a mile away, so I figured my sleuthing skills were up to snuff. Joining forces with Sergeant and Honey, we combed Pawsburgh, leaving no paw unturned and no hint un-sniffed.
As the sun dipped lower than a belly on a wheelbarrow race, it dawned on me. “Guys, aren’t we the biggest boneheads? It’s been here all along!” With a spark of wisdom in my honey-hued eyes, I dashed towards Best in Show Photography, snatching the collar from the last year’s glamorous ball display. I had posed with it once, for a laugh, rolling my eyes for the camera – a bit of irony because, let’s face it, tiaras are so cliché.
“Fit for a queen,” the photographer had joked. And there it was. Like Cinderella’s glass slipper, only way more practical, the diamond collar clicked perfectly around my muscular, spotted shoulders.
Operation Cinder-Fella was a misnomer – we had ourselves a Cinder-Winnie.
To celebrate, the Mutt Munchies crew rolled out dog-friendly steak bites – juice dripping, succulent, and absolutely no carrots were harmed in the making of this victory feast.
As the ball came to a close, and the moon hung in the sky like a shiny fetch ball just out of reach, Sergeant and Honey twirled around Saluki Sands, while I stood, a sight in the diamond collar, offering an appreciative bark to my loyal friends.
“And they barked happily ever after,” I would jest to Charlie, who thought it was just a tall tail. But we, the dogs of Pawsburgh, knew the real magic happened while our humans dozed off, dreaming of paperwork and vacuum cleaners, none the wiser of the fairy tails spun in their own backyards.
The End.
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