- Dog Tales
- December 3, 2023
Pawsitively Stellar: The Cosmic Adventures of Copper, the Golden Retriever Starship Commander: A Copper PawWord Story
Hey hooman, you won’t believe it, but I’m the Commander Copper of the Starship Barktrek now, touring the universe! My tail’s making history in the stars with a pack of intergalactic pets. Missing your chicken, but sniffing out adventures galaxies away. 🚀✨ Sending tail wags from the cosmos! – Copper
Stardate – well, who’s to count in Spencerville – I found myself lounging upon the sumptuous settees of Choco Chihuahua Castle, ears perked to the cosmic conundrums buzzing through the airwaves. It just so happens, in this pawsitively posh petropolis where the dearly departed delight in daily doggy dalliances, a certain Golden Retriever with sun-touched fur (yes, yours truly) had been recruited for a celestial escapade.
Copper’s the name, and adventure’s my game, or so it would seem as I gazed upon the gleaming hull of Starship *Barktrek,* docked at the fringes of Brown Boxer Beach. My collar bristled with excitement more than that time I discovered the joy of Sunday roast chicken sans the citrus – but that’s another tale.
Onboard the ship, they said, “No captain’s log needed, Copper. We thrive on whim.” And what a whim it was to appoint a Golden Retriever as Starship Commander. Max, the cunning Beagle and my second-in-command, gave me a conspiratorial wink. Max could outsmart a squirrel with his tail tied, I’d wager, and here he’ll be outwitting space squirrels, or the equivalent.
The ship’s motley crew amassed like a menagerie of Old Mother Hubbard’s fantasies, Daisy included, wise as she was old and twice as spirited. She would serve as our guide, a thousand old Labrador tales embedded in her star-charted fur.
Thus began an episodic odyssey, whizzing past the celestial dog bowl, through the constellation Canis Major, of course. Laws of physics? Mere suggestions to a ship purring with feline finesse, thanks to The Cat’s Meow Sushi fuel – salmon power!
Often, I’d find myself on the bridge, gazing out into the quilted black, my warm eyes reflecting nebulae far magnificent than my discarded squeaky toy collection. I commanded with a bark here and a tail wag there, each mission more unpredictable than a cat’s affection.
We encountered oddities one couldn’t dream of in the comfiest of dog beds – planets where fire hydrants bloomed with spring water, and asteroid belts shimmered like a freshly groomed poodle. We found civilizations of creatures that communicated through tail wags – a dialect I was born to speak, I assure you.
And as I sat in my captain’s chair, contemplating our paw-print on the universe, my thoughts would sometimes stray to the sweet couple who’d fed me love and chicken (but never a lemon). In the quiet, starlit breaks between missions, sometimes that familiar ache for them would bubble up, but then Max would scamper in with some absurd new plan, and I remembered they’d be proud. The universe was vast, but it was ours to explore. And, who better to leave their mark than a pack of pampered pets who had already discovered their corner of paradise in Spencerville?
So rest easy, dear humans, for your pets are more than fine. We’re charting the unknown, sipping cosmic rays like fine wine and leaping across galaxies with the verve of a pup chasing his tail on a sunny day. In Spencerville, and beyond, your legacy continues – and I, Copper, the Starship Commander, wag my tail to that.
The End.
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