- Dog Tales
- December 8, 2023
A Royal Wag: The Tails and Triumphs of Bailey the Yorkie: A Bailey PawWord Story
Hey hooman! 👑 Just so you know, today I conquered the realm of Pawsburgh, outwagged my fears at the Tail-wagger tourney, and found my inner lioness. Now, I lounge upon my window throne, a true Yorkie queen by spirit, not by size. Dreams of regal bones tonight! 🐾👸 – Bailey the Brave
In the velveteen sprawl of Pawsburgh, where tails wag with regal grace and paws prance through cobblestone promenades, I, Bailey the Yorkie, surely must be considered the uncrowned queen of these doggone delightful dominions.
My day commenced, as always, upon the sanctified notes of Sophie’s departure, the click of the door a silent coronet that crowned me monarch of our sunny apartment. With a stretch that did much to embolden my petite frame, I set about plotting my regal agenda.
First, a princely procession to that most sacred of sanctuaries, Mastiff Meadows. Ah, the whispers of the leaves heralded my arrival, the chattering squirrels announcing my eminence beneath the dew-kissed dawn. Granted, any actual squirrels would be likely to evoke a most unqueenly bout of yapping on my part, but let’s bask in the fantasy for a moment, shall we?
With Max and Clover in tow—my fiercely loyal court—I paused at the edge of Samoyed Square. There, I indulged in a royal address directed at a captivated audience of sparrows, “Subjects,” I proclaimed, “dare not mistake my size for fragility, for within this mane of black and tan, beats the heart of a leviathan.” This, of course, earned a coo from Gertrude, perched on a nearby statue, her head tilting in feigned reverence.
Upon concluding my oration, which extolled virtues of valor far above one’s weight class, we set forth to revel. I say ‘revel’ because what else does one do when the piazza abounds with the smells of Dog’s Delicacies, wafting their brazen scents of stew and steak, muscling out even the most tantalizing of Sophie’s covert chicken tidbits?
Yet, it was at Pooch’s Pizzeria, amid a spread fit for canine nobility, that I heard the infernal news – a contest was afoot. Whippet Way was to hold a tournament to crown the “Tail-wagger of Pawsburgh.” A farcical endeavor for most, but my competitive spirit was immediately ignited like the barbeque grills of Doggone Deli on a hot summer’s day.
I recall leaning closer to Max and whispering my royal decree, “We must woo that crown for our house, dear subjects. Tail-wagging may be a commoner’s game, but sovereignty is not a title acquired by playing it safe.” Max’s reply, a slightly muffled assent as he was at that moment engaged in a passionate affair with a slice of pepperoni, nonetheless bolstered my resolve.
But every rose-coloured reality has its thorn, and mine was embodied by the looming presence of a dreaded contraption at The Pawfect Training Center, where I, the noble Queen of Pawsburgh, was to perform tail-wagging feats of majesty. The vacuum cleaner. A beast I’d not yet learned to conquer, its roar echoing like a dragon’s bellow from my most nightmarish of fables.
My people sensed my trepidation, their eyes round with concern. It was then, my loyal pigeon friend Gertrude, not usually known for her moments of inspirational clarity, lent a wing. “Bailey,” she cooed, “even a queen must face her dragons.”
And thus, I stood. Shoulders back, tail held high like a flag of defiance, I approached the mechanical monster. And as I wagged, with the finesse of a sovereign dancing a royal waltz, I realized that it wasn’t the crown atop one’s head that affirmed nobility, but the undaunted spirit beneath it.
In that hallowed hall of The Pawfect Training Center, I did not merely wag my tail; I conducted a symphony of courage. The vacuum cleaner roared, and I seized the crown, not with the arch of my back – but with the heart of a lioness echoing through my Yorkie form, proving to not only Pawsburgh but to myself, that truly I was crowned, not by circumstance, but by resolve.
And so, my dear friends, as Pawsburgh slumbers and I return to my bay window throne, remember this: within the beat of every diminutive chest might just pulsate the makings of royalty.
The End.
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