- Dog Tales
- December 8, 2023
Pizza Paws vs Aliens: A Canine Cook-off for Pawsburgh’s Fate: A Beeboos and baby PawWord Story
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Hey, it’s Beeboos, the brave and sassy dachshund! đžđ Just saved Pawsburgh by out-cooking aliens with my culinary pizzazz. Pizzeriaâs safe, and I’m the top dog hero. Who knew my bark was as mighty as my bite, especially in the kitchen? Miss M’s gonna be so proud. Catch you at sunset for chicken! đđ – Baby
As the first light of dawn seeped into Miss Marjorie’s cozy kitchen, I, Beeboos (aka Baby to those who know my playful heart), stretched my dapple and tan legs on the checkered floor, still warm from yesterday’s baking spree. My eyelids fluttered open, promising another day of romps and frolics, but as I peered out the window, something felt… off.
“Ugh, what is that garish light?” I muttered, nose pressed to the glass. Pawsburgh’s skyline, usually outlined by the warm glow of the Topaz Terrier Town lanterns, was now pierced by an eerie, bluish hue.
That strange light was illumination sourced not from the familiar lamps that lined Bloodhound Bluffs but from… I squinted… spaceships? Like, actual extraterrestrial, sci-fi-movie-worthy spaceships hovering above Bichon Boulevard. “Oh, em gee, is this for real?!”
This wasn’t your normal, ‘running from squirrels and chewing up poor unsuspecting footwear’ type of day. This was a ‘brace your tiny, brave chest for the alien invasion’ situation. The kind you’d expect a dachshund like me to run from, right? Plot twist: not happening.
With my trusty squeaky bone clamped firmly between my teeth and Miss Marjorieâs scent of cinnamon and sugar emboldening my spirits, I darted out the door.
Pawsburgh was abuzz, and not with the usual morning bark-greetings. No, this was chaos. Panicked pups dashed about, ears flopped back, tails tucked. Through the pandemonium, I bolted toward Woof Waffles, figuring everyone needs a good breakfast before facing intergalactic foes, right? As I skidded inside, my friend, Whiskers the wise Labrador, was coordinating a resistance. “Beeboos, baby, youâre just in time!”
I couldn’t help but tilt my head in confusion. “Resistance? Like, ‘Viva la Doglution’ resistance? And why am I just in time? Do I get waffles first?”
Whiskers let out a sigh that suggested organizing a doggy militia wasn’t part of his morning routine. “Listen, the aliensâthey’re invading Pawprint Pizzeria. It’s the first step in their plan to control Pawsburghâs food supply,” he said seriously.
“What? They can’t just come here and break bread, or, well, kibble. It’s rude,” I replied, indignant that these otherworldly beings didn’t even have the decency to bring a hostess gift.
We sprinted toward Pawprint Pizzeria, where a surreal scene unfolded. A trio of tentacled aliens was attempting to fit through the entrance, their shiny, glinting heads knocking against the quaint, doggy-door.
“Listen, guys,” I barked up at them through the open window. “This ainât happening. We’ve got the Woof and Whisker Wellness Center for alien stress-vomiting or whatever youâre into, but the pizzeria’s ours.”
The alien leaderâlet’s call him Glorpâtilted his head, mimicking my prior confusion. Clearly, heâd never encountered a talking sausage dog with attitude.
“Do you even know what pizza is?” I asked, strutting over with an over-exaggerated swagger, trying to buy time for my behind-the-scenes canine allies setting up a surprise around the corner.
Glorpâs tentacles wiggled in what I assumed was negative. My tail wagged at a plan taking shape.
“Okay, New Guy,” I said, “I propose a challenge: A pizza bake-offâalien tech versus Miss Marjorie’s secret recipe. The winner takes the pizzeria.”
Glorp blinked. “Agreed.”
In a whirl of sauce and cheese, I cooked under the pressure only an underdog knows, crafting the most fragrant, delectable pizza Pawsburgh had ever seenâor smelled. Next to me, Glorpâs pizza… well, it looked like someone sneezed in a space garden.
Judgment time. I pushed forward my grilled chicken masterpiece as Glorp presented his alien… thing. One sniff, an improbable taste, and the decision was unanimous. Pawsburghâs pies werenât going anywhere.
As Glorp and his gang slunk defeated back to their spaceship, a cheer erupted down Bloodhound Bluffs, echoing through Topaz Terrier Town and Bichon Boulevard.
Miss Marjorie would hear about this adventure tonight, after sheâd marveled over how I’d inexplicably learned to open the fridge and serve myself grilled chicken. But thatâs a tale for another sunset, isn’t it?
The End.
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