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- December 13, 2023
Pawsburgh Noir: The Collar Caper: A Tex PawWord Story
Hey, it’s Tex. Just wrapped another moonlit misadventure. Rescued Whiskers’ snazzy collar from the Rottweiler rabble at Ruby Ridge. All in a night’s work for Pawsburgh’s own paw-sleuth. Home now, contemplating life’s tangled leashes beneath the glow of starry whispers. Catch ya on the flip side of the dog bowl. – Tex 🐾🌜
The heart-shaped badge on my chest throbbed at the rhythm of Pawsburgh’s murkier beats this dewless dawn, a tick-tock reminder that the hours of light were for snoozing, while twilight belonged to the shadows, to the cloak and dagger charades among the hounds. Maybe it was destiny or maybe just another night, I wasn’t quite certain as I padded through Mastiff Meadows; my mind hung over from yesterday’s frolics at Pinecone Point.
I, Tex, a canine noir hero of sorts, with a grey and white tapestry that wore the night like a second coat, contemplated over a dinner I enjoyed last evening at Doggie Diner. Hearty beef it was, savory enough to make me forget my disdain for the sun-kissed bitterness of citrus. But there I was again, in a new pickle, trotting to a rendezvous under the cloak of dawn.
Chestnut Cocker Courtyard was dead silent, save for Baxter’s imperceptible whimpers as he shook like a leaf, drenched in that accursed rain, his beagle’s nose wrinkled in distaste as much as fear. “Tex, pal, it’s Whiskers,” Baxter barked softly. “The cat’s gone and gotten himself in a tangled mess at Ruby Rottweiler Ridge.”
I sighed, the kind that scraped the fur from your insides. Whiskers and his nine lives were always testing the patience of the Pawsburgh pact. “Lead the way,” I growled, and we left the security of the courtyard, embarking on the sort of caper that usually meant trouble.
Ruby Rottweiler Ridge was the kind of place where the darkness settled in like an unwelcome uncle, and you could never quite tell if you were alone. We found Whiskers perched atop Woof and Whisker Wellness Center, of all ironic havens, casting a Siamese silhouette against the moon’s wane.
“The Rottweiler gang, they’ve pinched my snazzy new collar,” he mewled, his blue eyes aghast with an uncharacteristic plea. “It’s got more bling than Best in Show Photography’s flashbulb.”
Baxter and I exchanged a wary look. Theft wasn’t the modus operandi of those brutish Rottweilers. Something stank, and it wasn’t just my distaste for a citrus-stuffed toy I had the misfortune of gnawing once.
“Alright, Whiskers. We’ll sniff out your collar,” I said, masking my concern with a rough-tongued edge like the bark I try not to be. But in every dog’s life, there comes a moment when the only path forward is lined with the teeth of trouble.
We skulked down the alleys, through the neon signs that flickered ‘open’ at Mastiff’s Meals, the aroma dancing around, tempting our resolve. But our bellies were full, our hearts steeled, and our intentions pointier than the tip of the Pawsburgh Needle.
Finally, as we neared Pet Partners Pet Supplies, shadows shifted, and the Rottweiler gang emerged, bulky and brazen as the trash cans they knocked over in their wake.
“The collar, boys,” I barked, and it wasn’t a request. A growl was shared, the kind that said words were exhausted, and only action remained. A swift dash, a tumble of paws and fur, and like the climax of a somber tango, we emerged triumphant, Whiskers’ collar daintily dangling from my maw.
Back at the courtyard, with Whiskers strutting as if the night’s escapade was merely a hiccup in his relentless pursuit of perfection and Baxter drying off into a more comfortable form of misery, I pondered. My heart’s marking glowed a little brighter beneath the street lamps, a silent ode to friends, to the whispers of Pawsburgh after dark, and to the shrouded tales best unraveled beneath the cover of stars.
The End.
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