- Dog Tales
- December 13, 2023
The Pawsome Pursuits of Turbo the Terrier: Unleashed in Pawsburgh: A Turbo PawWord Story
Hey Mom,
Just wrapped up a wild chase in Pawsburgh. Tried to meet Willie, but got stood up for a game of hide & seek at Fetch! Toys. Walked into a trap, but the canine cops bailed me out, and I managed to escape with my tail still wagging. The city’s untamed, but so is your son. đ
Nighty night,
Turbo
In the dim haze of night, under Pawsburghâs cloak of sleepy stars, I, Turbo the terrier, found myself trotting down the alleys of Quartz Qimmiq Quarter with nothing but the gravel crunching beneath my paws and the lingering scent of danger teasing my nostrils. My fur stood on end; the district had a rep for being the sort of place you wouldn’t take your chew toys, even on a dare. The world was a kibble bowl of mysteries, and I had a nose for sniffing them out.
The city pulsed, and I pulsed right back. At Hound’s Hotdogs, the neon sign flickered, casting long shadows on my path. I brushed past a couple of mutts who didn’t appreciate the contours of the night the way I did. They wanted their treats easy and their scratches behind the ears. But not meâI craved the chew of intrigue.
I was supposed to meet Willie, that crafty feline, in Mastiff Meadows. But he was a no-show, and my questions hung in the air like uncaught Frisbees. I couldn’t shake the feeling that I was being tailed, and it wasn’t just my own. My thoughts were a tangle of leashes, pulling in every direction. But that’s life in Pawsburghâmore twists than a corkscrew.
Instead, a rendezvous at my trusted watering hole seemed more fitting. The Canine Cafe poured the best doggone bowl of water this side of Spitz Spire, and it was there that I found her. Sissy, the Yorkie with a yap that could cut through steel like a claw through a squeaky toy. Her eyes sparkled in the low lightâa pair of opals set in silk.
âTurbo,” she purred, her voice smoother than a well-groomed coat. “I’ve got a bone to pick with you.”
âThrow me a bone, Sissy,â I said, sidling up to the bar. âMy appointment with Willie fell through, and I’m looking to bury it and dig up something new.â
She handed me a crumpled scrap, a message from Willie. A simple map with an X on it, marked Fetch! Toys and Treats. No note, no explanation. Classically cryptic. I shouldâve known.
âLooks like Willie’s playing hide and seek,â I said, âEither that or he’s bought himself a one-way trip to the doghouse.â
âYou need to watch your tail, Turbo. Thereâs loose leash laws around here,â Sissy warned, before melting back into the shadows like a bath-averse pooch when the shampoo comes out.
I made tracks to Fetch! Toys and Treats. The store smelled like rawhide dreams, but I was wide-awake in a nightmare. The aisles were deserted, bone-empty, eerie. And there it was: my orange baby toy, Willie’s signature beside it like a paw print on a detective’s bill.
The trap was sprung. A dozen tails emerged from the shadows, their eyes gleaming with the kind of intent that wasn’t friendly. At their head was Squirt, coat shining like frosted moonlight, looking like she’d just dined on a silver platter of trouble.
âTurbo,” Squirt said, her voice sharp as a vetâs needle, “youâve gotten your nose too deep in the kibble bag.â
I backed away, my hair bristling like the business end of a porcupine. I was surrounded. It was time to do what terriers do bestâdig my way out.
Suddenly, the overhead lights blared, and Pawsburgh’s finest barrelled in, howling for backup. Turbulence shook the aisles. The dogpoundâs boys had been tipped off, likely by Sissy, and the chase was on. Mysterious? Sure. But one thing you can bank on in Pawsburghâyou can run, but you canât outpace the bark of the law.
With a sly wink at the scene before me, I bolted out the back door, my adventurous heart thumping, the night swallowing me whole. It was just another evening in Pawsburghâgritty as a dog park, earthy as a well-dug hole, and as rascally as any terrier who ever bared his teeth at the moon.
The End.
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