- Dog Tales
- December 15, 2023
Barking up Christmas: How Gunnar the Great Dane Saved the Spirit of Pawsburg: A Gunnar PawWord Story
Hey pack leader, brace for a tail-wagger! đž I transformed into a holiday hero, sprinkling Christmas spirit in the big city, befriending an elf, and facing my soapy fearsâall in a day’s work for this Great Danerino. đ Saved Christmas? Pawsitively! Now, let’s unwrap some joy at the Doggie Dinerâsqueaky hamburger treats on me! đ⨠– Gunnar
“Oh my dog, you guys are not going to believe what happened!” I, Gunnar, the charming gentle giant of Pawsburg, am bounding through Sapphire Schnauzer Street, my voice booming, my heart-shaped chest mark thumping against the cool morning breeze. “I totally pulled a Santa’s Little Helper today!”
Tippy, the Jack Russell with quirks as electrifying as his zigzag runs, perks his ears, “Spill the kibble, Gunnar! What’s up?”
“Okay, picture this,” I say, finding my inner Mindy Kaling, witty and just dramatic enough. “It’s Christmas time, right? And there I am, in the big city, where the buildings touch the sky andâno jokeâthe fire hydrants are bedazzled.”
Tippy tilts his head, utterly bamboozled, “Big city? Gunnar, you’re cray-cray! You’re Pawsburg through and through!”
I wag my tail in amusement. “Would I lie to this adorably diverse crew of mine? So, this elf, right? Cute little fella, looks like he could use some more sun, keeps dropping his candy canes.”
Melody the songbird, whistles from above, a tune as curious as my story. “Then what happened?!”
“I follow him because, duh, I’m like a magnet for adventures and… maybe because the candy canes smell like chicken treats.” I confess with a sheepish grin, even though no one could ever be mad at this face. “Turns out, this elf, he’s lost the Christmas spirit.”
Whiskers, the sage of a cat who’s deceptively fond of me, regardless of his disapproving glares at my squeaky hamburger toy antics, arches an eyebrow. “And your tail-wagging brought it back, I presume?”
I nod with pride, my floppy ears flapping. “Exactly! We dash through the snowy streets, my new elf buddy and I, and end up in this human familyâs home, beautifully chaotic with tinsel and the scent of pine.”
I pause for dramatic effect, letting my friends imagine a world beyond our own magical Pawsburg â it’s the pics or it didn’t happen of storytelling.
“So I’m there, playing reindeer games with human kiddos, wearing a jingly collar because apparently, that’s just what a Great Dane does in these situations,” I continue. “And believe it or not, I see itâthe light in the elf’s eyes, brighter than any Christmas bulb.”
Tippy barks a cheer, “You saved Christmas!”
“Well, that’s just another Friday for me, Tippy!” I retort with Mindy-worthy sass.
“But what about your fear of bath time bubbles?” Melody chirps in perplexity. “Weren’t you a frothy mess?!”
I chuckle. “Ah, but in the spirit of Christmas, even water becomes less…well, watery, right? Turns out, a bubble bath isn’t so bad when it’s mixed with love and laughter.”
My friends circle around, barking and chirping their approval, and I take a modest bow. “And for my next act of Great Daneness, I shall lead us to the Doggie Diner for a festive feast!”
We head toward the diner, hearts full, tails high, ready to devour the savory chicken treats that no longer remain a delicious memory. “And before I forget, I brought each of you a little something from the city,” I say, pulling out small, wrapped items from my invisible Santa sack.
“What did you bring us, Gunnar?” Tippy asks, eyes glittering with excitement.
I smile a soft, dewy-eyed smile. “Candy canes and a squeaky hamburger for each, my friends. ‘Cause nothing says Christmas like poultry-flavored sweets and toys that can annoy grouchy, old cats.”
In the comforts of Pawsburg, with laughter and tales intermingling like the lights in a human’s Christmas tree, I realize that my greatest adventure isn’t about where I am, but with whom I surround myself. And with that thought, I’ve helped another find the joy of Christmasâand a Great Dane’s work here is done.
The End.
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