- Dog Tales
- December 29, 2023
Omaha and the Time-Traveling Togas: A Tail-Wagging Adventure: A Omaha PawWord Story
Hey family, brace yourselves! Omaha, the time-trotting Bulldog here. Crazy day: chewed a squeaky toy, ended up in ancient Roverome with Skip and Roscoe – laurel wreaths, chicken feasts, the works. Avoided a bubbly fate at a public bathhouse, and bounced back using our trusty squeaky amphora. Officially, I’m a whiskered wayfarer and adventure hound. Home now, dreams steeped in Roman bones and avoiding bathtime, as per uje. Tails up and togas down, Omaha out! 🐾🏺🕰️
It would be an outright lie to say that days in Pawsburgh were anything short of extraordinary, but today, my dear comrades, was one for the books. The sun had barely licked the horizon with its warm tongue when I, Omaha, found myself in the throes of involuntary time travel. One minute I was gnawing on my beloved squeaky duck in modern-day Garnet Greyhound Grove, and the next, I was amidst the toga-clad tail-waggers in what appeared to be ancient Roverome.
Skipping the frivolity of shock – a sentiment wasted on dogs, as astonishment is something we reserve for encountering our own tails or a reflection – I surveyed my surroundings. To my immediate right stood a colossal statue, rivaled only, I presume, by what the humans call the ‘Colosseum.’ Scratching my rump against its marbled base, an activity that feels timeless regardless of the era, I considered my situation. My bulldog bravado did not forsake me, even when Skip, who had barreled through the fabric of time alongside me, suggested, in a panic, that we might be sacrificed to some sort of canine deity.
“Steady on,” I chided, my tone more Downton Abbey than Doctor Who, “We’re English Bulldogs, not sacrificial lambs. Though, admittedly, this calls for a touch of the adventurous spirit.”
I don’t know if you’re acquainted with time portals, but they are rather indiscriminate in their disgorging of period-piece accessories. Prancing about was Roscoe, donning a laurel wreath; the poor chap seemed more concerned about his impending nap being interrupted than the fact we were in a different millennium.
Soldiering on, our trio trotted through the cobbled streets, admirers of antiquated architecture – I assume we were, given our frequent stops to mark territory on various stone structures. However, adventure’s call was a tempestuous mistress, and we found ourselves lured to the scent of grilled chicken from an ancient marketplace. I should mention that some pleasures transcend time, and for this Bulldog, it’s the aforementioned delicacy.
“If only we had a way of bringing this back home,” Skip mused, drool decorating the cobblestone much like the basting of our precious poultry. The twinkle in his eyes was, let’s say, less historical fascination and more greedy anticipation.
We woofed down our spoils, tails wagging in sync like the pendulum of a clock we had somehow slipped through. It was during our feast that we discerned the presence of our ticket home, The Groom Room of Antiquity, which by all logic should not exist in this fabled past. Yet, there it stood, reimagined as a forum where the gruff and regal bathed in public display. Fear coursed through me – not of the time warp, but the potential bath that awaited.
“No suds for me, chaps,” I declared, backing away with the skill of a matador sidestepping a charge. “I propose we venture forth with haste!”
The other dogs raised no objection.
Near the great stone structure, I located our squeaky duck (now curiously resembling a squeaky amphora), which to my amusement was the device that had ushered us through time. A gnaw here, a shake there, and before I could utter a woeful ‘Alas,’ we spiraled through chronology like canine comets.
We arrived back in Pawsburgh, in the familiar embrace of The Snooty Snout Boutique’s display window. Omaha, the time-traveling English Bulldog, and his comrades had defied the ages, armed only with pluck and an aversion to water. Sadly, our return meant facing the mundane once more: no more grilled chicken or ancient bones to unearth.
Yet, embraced by the comforting scents of Corgi’s Crepes and Paw-lickin’ Pancakes, I knew we’d always have Roverome. And, all things considered, I prefer syrup to togas on any given day.
The End.
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