- Dog Tales
- December 30, 2023
Outfoxing the Stars: A Tail-Wagging Adventure in Pawsburgh: A Sage PawWord Story
Hey, it’s Sage! 🐾 Just saved Pawsburgh from alien tourists with Barney, Rocky, and some Abstract Arf! art. Turns out, extraterrestrials can’t handle a Catahoula’s cunning & a slipper masterpiece. Celery’s still meh, but saving the world? That’s a treat! #ApexChaser #CosmicCanineCapade 🌟👽🎨🦴
It was an average Pawsburgh evening in the midst of a tail-wagging revelry when things went… well, intergalactic.
I, Sage of the blue-eyed ilk and mysterious Catahoula concoction, had just trotted past Bulldog’s BBQ where the aroma of smoked bones tickled my senses like a rogue leaf in a game of chase. I was bound for the Emerald Eskimo Estuary – an alluring place where reflections dance and even a dignified dog like me can’t resist a splash.
And there it was on Whippet Way, plus one furry entourage, heading to Basenji Bay, where we intended to bark at the moon and share tales of the day’s triumphs. The Border Collie – let’s call him Barney for the sake of the chase – was recounting a particularly heroic herding exploit, and that raccoon, Rocky by name and by nature, was riffling through his latest contraband from Pawsitively Purrfect Pet Store. I nodded along, tennis ball in mouth, the flavor profile as complex as my dislikes for celery.
“An earthy vintage, wouldn’t you say?” I attempted to jest with a muffled voice. Barney barked in agreement.
But then – a fetch-worthy curveball from the cosmos descended! Streaks of neon green slashed the twilight canvas above Pawsburgh. Dogs from every tree and trench halted, ears perked, tails frozen mid-wag. The heavens were host to more than stars tonight; they were alive with… honestly, what looked like bath toys from Canine Couture Clothing, but menacing and definitely not of this world.
Aliens. Yes, it’s rather unconventional, isn’t it? But we dogs know a thing or two about unconventional. We do, after all, sneak to a secret doggy town while our humans are none the wiser.
The raccoon – decidedly less impressed and more interested in a shiny thing he spotted by Bark Buffet – had to be coaxed into action. “Rocky, we’re about to be outdone by extraterrestrials, and you’re fixated on a crumb?” I growled, my blue eyes narrowing with strategic sagacity.
In that primeval moment, my Catahoula heritage surged. We were not the apex chasers in Pawsburgh this night. Still, did they, these shimmery invaders, have the tenacity of a farm dog, the guile of a raccoon, the whip-smart twitch of a Border Collie? Unlikely.
We decided action was the only course – right after panic, confusion, and a bit of inopportune leg lifting by Basenji Bay. To The Furry Friends Art Gallery we sped, where an exhibition of ‘Abstract Arf!’ seemed the perfect ruse.
Cue humanlike cunning – thank you, Old Farmer John, for those Sunday roast strategic sessions. We positioned mirrors, sculptures, and a particularly abstract piece involving a chewed slipper to dazzle and bemuse our alien audience. We were artists now, wielding our tools with the poise only a quadruped could muster.
They descended, their neon forms aglow, drawn in by the spectacle. And the art? It bewildered, it beguiled, it… baffled them thoroughly. They hovered, tilting in ways that suggested their nonplussed states, the slipper opus their undoing.
Then, swifter than a squirrel’s dash, Barney sounded the charge. With a medley of barks, woofs, and a raccoon chorus, we chased the invaders back to their iridescent crafts. Up, up, and away they zoomed, outmatched by Pawsburgh’s brigade.
As they disappeared into the cosmos, Pawsburgh cheers thundered, tales spun instantly of the Night the Dogs Outfoxed the Stars. We returned to our carefree capering, high from the thrill greater than any Sunday chase, and well, ready for Canine’s Cuisine’s victory chow down.
The moral of this canine caprice? Never underestimate the wit behind wagging tails and the artful dodge of a raccoon in cahoots. And celery? Trust me, not even an alien would find it palatable.
The End.
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