- Dog Tales
- December 30, 2023
The Great Beagle Escape: Unleashing the Canine Conundrum: A Roberto Gordon Gau – we called him Gordon PawWord Story
Hey family,
It’s Gordon here from the canine clink. Got myself locked up due to a fruity fiasco – innocent, of course. Plotting a great escape like Houdini (but furrier). Imagine the thrill, the undercover digs, and the taste of freedom! Stay tuned. Paws crossed!
Tail wags,
Gordon aka Chicken Nugget
As the orange glow of dawn creeps lazily over the silvered fences of Spencerville Shelter, I find myself in a bit of a philosophical mood. A mood wrapped so deliciously in irony one could serve it with a side of dry kibble. You see, I—Roberto Gordon Gau, known affectionately as Gordon, am incarcerated. A captive behind bars more suited to the likes of a rebellious squirrel, not a distinguished beagle of my reputation.
It’s a peculiar thing, this poetic injustice. Just last Tuesday, mere minutes before the great ballyhoo, I was at Paws-A-Latte, enjoying my customary chicken-flavored cappuccino—it’s a delicate melange of sophisticated aromas and refined taste that would make any tail wag with aristocratic fervor. Then came the strawberry incident. I still shudder to recall it; a fruit so treacherous, betraying my palate with its deceptive sweetness. I made my disdain clear—very clear indeed, but to no avail.
Someone framed me, and the details escaped me in a flurry of accusations and wagging fingers. Before I knew it, my world of sunny backyards turned to one of cool concrete. I had become an inmate, a sad statistic, wrongfully accused—me, a dog who personified the virtues of tranquility and wisdom. The kind your mum would’ve liked, had she the chance to brush these velvety ears.
It’s time to hatch an escape, to reclaim the tranquil skies of freedom. The plan is swirling in my mind like a masterpiece, an opus—one might say, compared to my daily choreography of avoiding the accursed vacuum cleaner. With Cede and Lexi likely lounging by South Poodle Pond, and Abby, Emma, and Quincy probably lost in a game of fetch in the Lower Dalmatian Desert, I am momentarily a lone wolf—a beagle wolf, to be precise.
I can see it now, an ocean of scents on the winds of opportunity, carrying a cacophony of tantalizing whiffs from Pup-Tastic Pizza. But hark! To manifest an odyssey worthy of a beagle’s tale, one must dig deep—sometimes quite literally. I’ve been observing the guards, the way they paw through the keys, the casual opening of gates, the pattern as predictable as Dad’s insistence on attempting to bathe me—the audacity.
My compatriots lend their ears (and their hearts, I’m sure) to our whispered conspiracy. We trade secrets like children trade stickers, with eagerness and the unspoken promise of allegiance. My expertise in tunneling (courtesy of chasing that rascally pink hedgehog under the couch) shall lead us to victory. It shall be my crowning glory, a grand escapade surpassing the comfort of my afternoon naps.
And so, as surely as my tail is tipped with white, I remain an innocent, contemplating the stars above that have watched over so many a solemn beagle night. They twinkle in silent encouragement, knowing full well that the badge of unjust imprisonment does not befit me.
Ah, the stage is set, my furry friends. In the torrent of my thoughts, a plan unfurls—streaming like my consciousness through the rivulets of hope and adventure that pulse through Spencerville. I shall reclaim the sun’s warm embrace, evade the duplicitous strawberry, and answer the summons of the crisp chicken, the hearty banana, and the savory liver.
The truth shall be revealed; no leash can contain it. The time approaches as the clock ticks, and I, Roberto Gordon Gau, shall break free. For there is a promise out there, beyond the squeaky-clean windows of unjust captivity—a world bursting with sniffs yet to be sniffed and dreams yet to be dreamed, under the velvet dome of life’s endless banquet.
Just you watch.
The End.
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