- Dog Tales
- January 2, 2024
Bones, Barks, and Bulldog Detectives: The Case of the Missing Chewy: A Mo PawWord Story
Hey Ellie,
Just wrapped up another epic tale in Pawsburgh – saved Monty’s chew toy from an unjust burrowing incident. Courage, nose, and a hint of old-timey detective work saved the day. I’m like Sherlock Bones over here. Paws and reflect on that! 🐾😎
Catch you for kibble,
Mo
Ah, another day unfurled in Pawsburgh like a welcome mat to the unknown and this time, the unknown had the scent of mystery clinging to it as stubbornly as burrs to a terrier’s tail. You know me—I’m Mo, that English Bulldog with the pore-deep soft tan spots and eyes that make hearts perform somersaults.
Today’s saga began as I lounged beneath our venerable Oak of Contemplation in Elmwood Park, thoughts mingling with the drift of leaves. A waft of unease hitched a ride on the breeze, interrupting my peanut-butter reverie.
Pixie, the terrier mix with energy that scientists really ought to look into harnessing, bounced up to me with her ears pitched to urgent.
“Mo, it’s a doozy of a pickle,” Pixie panted. “Monty’s missing his favourite chewy, and the trail’s gone colder than yesterday’s kibble!”
Ah, Monty, the sheepdog whose chew toy was an extension of his being. This was a bone of contention worth picking up. “Fear not,” I rumbled, my voice grounding like stones in a blender—alas, eloquence was never my strong suit, “The game is afoot!”
Striding with purpose, and a passing limp from yesterday’s adventures (Rottweiler’s Ribs had hosted an eat-off), we set out towards Hound Heights. The neighborhood manicured to such a degree, you’d think the grass blades had stylists. We canvassed the usual suspects: Mr. Piddles, who could get verbose about his conspiracy theories, and Luna the labrador, whose alibi was her nap schedule—neither knew a squeak about the squeaky.
Our investigation took us past the fragrant Puppy Patisserie and the raucous Mutt Munchies, but even the risk of rumbly temptation couldn’t deter us from our quest. Best in Show Photography was our next stop, where portraits of canines captured their good sides, which let’s face it, was every side.
“Seen anything amiss, Flick?” I inquired. Flick was a Jack Russell with an eye for detail; nothing escaped his lens.
“Just the usual,” he sniffed, eyeing my companion. “Pixie’s enthusiasm is mightily unsubtle. If you’re sleuthing, you need stealth.”
Duly noted, but stealth was more Pixie’s dessert than her main course. Whiskers, the elder sage of Pawsburgh and a cat who’d surely outlive us all, sauntered by, eyeing our to-do with a mix of bemusement and a whisker-twitch of respect.
“Mo,” he mewed in that cryptic feline drawl, swishing his tail like a conductor’s baton, “chew toys don’t just walk away—”
“Unless Monty buried it in fear!” I made the leap, connecting the dots like they were spots on a dalmatian’s back. The storm! Yesterday’s squall had thunder grumbling like a grumpy pug—Monty’s terror response was to bury things!
With the sun now slinging shadows like a noir film director, we reached the great oak, rife with memories and secrets. I scrambled, digging with the tenacity of a truffle hog, sending a plume of dirt skyward. Sure enough, the treasure unearthed: one battered, beloved chew toy.
Monty’s joy was explosive—like a firework display if fireworks were sheepdogs and the night sky was my face. Order restored, I lumbered back to my shady haven, a snack-worthy dollop of victory in the form of peanut butter awaiting me.
And so, with the day concluded and the case neatly chewed up and spat out, I mused that even in a town where every fire hydrant has a yarn to spin, I, Mo, seem to weave the most captivating tales. Or, at least, that’s the tale I’ll tell Ellie.
The End.
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