- Dog Tales
- January 4, 2024
Pawsburgh: Tales of Steaks and Sibling Rivalries: A C.J. PawWord Story
Hey there! Just wrapped up playing peacekeeper in Pawsburgh. Stepped in as the diplomatic Chihuahua to settle a steak squabble at Setter’s. Scored family harmony & a side of steak for all – just a day’s work for this pint-sized mediator. Hearts mended & bellies full, C.J.’s coming home with stories to wag about. 🌟🐾 – CeeJay
As I, C.J., pranced into the dappled sunlight of Pawsburgh, my ears perked at the familiar cacophony that was Cocker Courtyard. The subtle scent of Shepherd’s Shawarma wafted through the air, mingling with the whispered aroma of mischief that seemed ingrained in the cobblestones. A perfect morning unfurled, and I was its tiny, enthusiastic conqueror.
I wasn’t just any Chihuahua; I was a Chihuahua with a schedule. Today’s agenda: a family reunion of sorts. You see, in Pawsburgh, family isn’t just blood; it’s the band of four-legged fosters who catch you when you stumble on a mangled fetch toy.
Passing by Woof and Whisker Wellness Center, my furred brow furrowed. “C.J.,” I admonished, “it’s time for diplomacy, not war.” You see, family can be as tricky as sneaking past a napping cat. My cousin, a stubborn Boxer with a bark bigger than his heart, was at odds with his sister over an alleged steak snatching. The tribunal would be held at Setter’s Steakhouse—neutral ground, delicious steaks.
Setter’s Steakhouse was bustling, or should I say, rustling, as we communicate in relative hushes, lest we disturb our humans in their alternate worlds. The sight of my wide Boxer cousin thumping his tail on the floorboards in clumsy anticipation could ease the tensest nerve. “Ah, the innocence of guilty until proven hungrier,” I thought.
I had barely made my entrance when the Boxer’s booming whisper vibrated through the steak-scented expanse. “C.J.!” he enthused, nearly toppling a nearby Poodle in the process. “We need your keen eye—tell Rosa it was a mix-up!”
Rosa, with her sleek brindle coat reflecting the soft lighting like the finest satin, was perched on her dignity. “C.J., tell this meathead that family doesn’t filch family’s fillets!” she hissed, alliteration unintended but impressive.
I hopped onto a plush pillow, my stage for negotiation. “Look,” I began as Bryson would, unruffled by the trappings of dog drama, “we’re gathered here today not before a plate of prime rib but at the altar of fraternity.” All present seemed to agree that this sounded profoundly intelligent, even if it lacked bone, so to speak.
“Think of the sunrises we’ve shared, the balls we’ve chased. Has this not taught us something about sharing, about… Oh, what the fluff, let’s just split the leftover steak and call it a new beginning!”
The Boxer barked a joyous agreement, a sound that could only loosely be described as discreet, and Rosa, her eyes warming, gave a nod that was an acceptance more than a surrender.
The resolution arrived with plates of savory apologies—steaks all around—and no cilantro in sight, lest my taste buds retreat in terror. I, C.J., had brokered peace once more.
Amid the quiet jubilation, the hum of contented chewing, and the silent appreciation of not just a family fed but a family mended, I knew these were the moments that composed the stories of our secret world. Funny creatures, we dogs: part gourmet, part goofball, fully family.
Such was a day in the life I led, painted on the backdrop of Pawsburgh, where every meal shared was a tale spun, and tensions, like bones, were best when thoroughly chewed over.
As I trotted back into the velvety embrace of Basenji Bay with the sunset casting long shadows of fellowship behind me, I couldn’t help but muse on the marvel of my everyday. For who could say where tomorrow might take us in this town of tails and trust? But under my tiny paws, the SECpath seemed to hum with a promise: ‘To Pyrenean Peak and back, all adventures to share.’
And with the wag of my tail and a sparkle in my soulful brown eyes, I whispered my tale to the evening stars, safe in the knowledge that in Pawsburgh, every dog has its day—and its drama.
The End.
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