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- January 18, 2024
The Bacon Revenge: A Tail of Vindication: A AbbyGail PawWord Story
Hey Mom,
The tail’s been wagging! Just a quick update: proved Frankie wrong today with a bacon-flavored triumph. His rumor lost its scent faster than a dropped carrot stick! My nose for adventure? Sharper than ever. Victory tasted like bacon and felt like the sun on strawberry blonde fur. Also, I’m still the tennis-ball queen. Spencerville’s legend – now with an extra sprinkle of AbbyGail! 😉
With slobbery kisses,
Your Babygirl 🐾
The dawn had barely broken over Upper Collie Canyon, with tendrils of mist still clinging to its slopes, as I, AbbyGail, padded quietly through the streets of Spencerville. Revenge, they say, is a dish best served cold, but none mentioned it could be served with the sweet scent of bacon.
But I am getting ahead of myself. Let me whisk you back to just yesterday when Benny, the wise old Bassett Hound, came to me with news that had my ears pricking with interest and alarm. Frankie, a crafty fox terrier with a penchant for trouble, had concocted a rumor as foul as a squashed carrot beneath one’s paw. He claimed I had lost my nose for adventure, that my tennis balls were going untouched, my spirit untested. A beagle with a blunt nose! The audacity of it.
I knew there was but one way to restore my honor; a plan began to take shape as I lay on the plush lawn of Fawn Pug Palace, plotting under the warm kiss of the afternoon sun.
This morning, as I made my way into the heart of Spencerville, I thought back to the legend of the town, a haven for the noble and the playful alike. The splendor of my strawberry blonde fur swirled with the golden hues of the rising sun. It was a splendid day for retribution – the right type, the kind that tickles the ribs rather than bites.
Through the winding streets I strolled, past The Barking Boutique where the latest collars glimmered like trophies, past The Doggy Depot resounding with the merry clash of leashes and toys. My destination was The Bark Shak, where savory aromas danced on the breeze like invisible fingers, beckoning the hungry and teasing the full.
Frankie was there, as I expected, sitting smugly outside, a half-chewed carrot stick jutting from his mouth like a cigar. I took a seat across from him, and we exchanged a knowing glance. I waited, the bustle of Spencerville carrying on around us, whispers of my presence swirling like the mist on the canyon.
“AbbyGail,” he began, a mirthless twinkle in his eye, “You’ve lost your edge.”
A slow wag of my tail was my only reply as I beckoned with a paw to Mabel, the kind Mastiff who ran the Bark Shak. With a nod, she understood.
“What are you playing at?” Frankie growled lowly, the orange tip of the carrot vibrating with his words.
The door to The Bark Shak swung open, and Mabel emerged, a plate of bacon in her jowls. The smells unfurled like a banner of triumph. Every canine head turned, eyes wide, nostrils flaring.
“This,” I said calmly, a gleam of revenge in my gaze, “is the taste of vindication.”
I pounced on the bacon, devouring the strips with relish. Frankie’s mouth fell open in disbelief, his carrot forgotten. Murmurs rippled through the crowd; AbbyGail had not lost her touch. The spark had never left; it had simply waited for the right moment to ignite.
Frankie slunk away, the carrot drooping.
Later, as I lounged with my dear companions Rocky and Benny, a tennis ball nestled between my paws, I savored not only the lingering flavor of bacon but the sweet victory of my flawless retribution.
They would speak of this day, when AbbyGail, the beagle whose heart beat with the rhythm of adventure, outwitted the fox with her own cunning game.
In Spencerville, we may await a grand reunion, but until then, our lives twine into legends, and our tales wag with the joy of a life lived truly and fully.
The End.
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