- Dog Tales
- January 22, 2024
Shadows in Spencerville: The Unsupernatural Misadventures of Fat Russell: A Fat Russell PawWord Story
Hey Grandma,
Just wanted to say, your beef stew scent beats Spencerville’s supernatural shenanigans any day! Turns out, I’m not the bulldog hero wrestling ghosts, just sniffing out false alarms. Led a pack on a wild howl only to pin the tail on a rogue weather vane. 😅 Every shadow’s got a funny side here! Until next time, keep that stew simmering.
Xoxo,
Russ 🐾
I find myself in Spencerville now, not by choice, but by a peculiar twist of existence. It’s a place where a bulldog with the constitution of an overstuffed armchair can lead a life most dogs would wag their tails off for. But don’t think it’s all biscuits and belly rubs; for where there’s light, shadows lick at the edges. And in Spencerville, I stumbled upon a shadow that would chill the marrow of even the stoutest of saintly St. Bernards.
It all started one blustering evening at Fetch-N-Bites. A restauranteur, who wouldn’t know a canine culinary delight if it nipped him on the nose, tried to slip me a vegan snack. I did what any self-respecting English Bulldog would do – I turned my nose up with such disdain it was almost audible. But as Spencer the Pug always says, “A rejected treat forebodes haunting defeat,” or something nearly as cryptic.
That night, I clopped back to my snug bed, nestled in the modest hovel I call home. Every decent supernatural horror ought to begin with a weather warning, so I’ll tell you it was raining cats and – well, just cats, which is quite distressing enough for the likes of Spencerville. The wind howled like a pack of wolves having a debate with a particularly candid porcupine.
As I curled up in my warmest blanket, a scent drifted through the crack in the window. It was not the comforting aroma of grandma’s beef stew, but rather a damp, earthy smell that set my fur on end. I should’ve known then that Spencerville’s shadows were not content to stay within their bounds.
Later that night, as the storm persisted in its tantrum, the earth beneath Spencerville shivered, and from it emerged creatures that stalk the hapless pets of our peaceful town. Their eyes glowed like fireflies with a vendetta, and they had teeth that could make a comb look underdressed.
One such creature, a beast as tall as Labradoodle Lake is wide, slinked its way toward the Howling Husky Hardware Store. What it sought, no dog could know, but its purpose seemed dire, and its direction, determined.
I rallied my companions with a bark that could shatter a crystal decanter. Wrigley, Fenway, Millie, and even the ever-sarcastic Spencer heeded the call. “Something is afoot,” I woofed, with more melodrama than usual, “And it isn’t just Spencer’s penchant for flea-market chic.”
We set out like a band of warriors, our steps synchronized with a purpose. “Round every dark corner there might lurk beasties unknown,” I mused aloud, though secretly I hoped for nothing more unruly than a sighting of the Beagle Beach phantom crab.
The tall creature led us on a merry chase, its long shadow merging with the night. It darted in and out of the moonlight, leaving traces of its passage in the mud. Its destination, we discovered with a twinge of doggy intuition, was none other than the esteemed Groom Room. What business could a spectral fiend have there? A bad haircut it couldn’t live down, even in the afterlife?
With the bravery of heroes and the overconfidence of the unexpectedly heroic, we pounced, and with a cacophony rivaling rush hour at Pup ‘n’ Go Taco Joint, we revealed our adversary… to be not but a weather vane come loose in the storm, spinning wildly atop the Groom Room’s roof, casting wicked shadows every which way.
Wrigley laughed so hard he choked on his own tail, Spencer made a wise crack about the wind’s opinion on today’s fashion, and even I had to admit, we English Bulldogs excel in many areas, but the supernatural mayhaps is a stretch too far.
As we returned home, the shadow of dread fading as swiftly as it had risen, I contemplated the moral of our escapade. “In Spencerville, even horror is but a tail’s wag from hilarity,” I pondered with a smirk. With that comforting thought, I nestled back into my bed to dream of peanut-butter-smothered steaks and chase frisbees in a place where the biggest fright is missing supper.
Behold the legend of Fat Russell: not quite a horror hero, but a jolly good sport in the face of supernatural embarrassment. And as for Spencerville, I cannot help but think it just the spot for a jocular jaunt – shadows, spinning vanes and all, even in the dark.
The End.
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