- Dog Tales
- January 23, 2024
Bruno: The Fabulous Furry Road Tripper and the Battle Against Thunderstorms: A Bruno PawWord Story
Hey buddy, just conquered Pawsburgh with Duchess & Ziggy. Faced my fears head-on and even dared to bungee jump! Brunch, selfies, and a stylish bandana later, I’m basically a local legend now. Thunder’s got nothing on this Chihuahua β Bruno, the Daredevil, over and out! πΎβ¨ #LegendStatus
Fresh off a dream where I was a dashing hero, caped and all β I mean, who wouldn’t want a cape when you’re as fabulous as me, Bruno? β I sprung from my slumber, ready for a day of adventure in Pawsburgh. Just as my four paws hit the ground, though, the skies decided to crumble with thunder, and I was like, “Nope, not today, Zeus!”
But hold up, let me backtrack. This is me, Bruno, you know, the Chihuahua with that “Hey, eye of the tiger” vibe in a “Whoops, did I buy the kids’ size?” package. Big personality, small footprint. Literally. And FYI, thunderstorms are my kryptonite. Anyway, it was Road Trip Day in Pawsburgh β which is pretty much the canine equivalent of Thanksgiving and the Oscars rolled into one. Don’t judge; we dogs get starstruck by fire hydrants.
So, there we were: me, Duchess the golden retriever, and Ziggy the squirrel β no, she’s not a dog, but she’s honorary β at the edge of Pawsburgh, at the famed Shar-Pei Shores. Waves were high-fiving the shore, I was pretending not to shiver, and Duchess was like, “Childhood fear, Bruno? Really?”
I shot her a look that said, “I have layers, like an onion. A fierce, majestic onion.” And, because being brave doesn’t mean you can’t be a diva, I added, “Let’s do brunch first though; I’m in need of a chicken fix.”
At Puppy Patisserie, while Duchess had the audacity to munch on kibble β I mean, come on, we’re not savages β I gorged on chicken quiches. Ziggy pocketed a baguette, claiming it was for “balance” on the high-wire. Right.
Refueled, we hit the Pearl Papillon Promenade, the wind ruffling our fur like we were shooting a music video. We took selfies at Best in Show Photography β “For the ‘Gram,” Ziggy insisted, though how a squirrel manages social media, I’ll never know.
Then Duchess, in her motherly way, suggested we try the Fear Challenge on Lhasa Lane. “It’s like a spa day, but for your courage,” she said, which was a weird way to describe bungee jumping.
Ziggy’s in, because of course, she is. Heights? Psh, she lives in a tree. And Iβm about to peace out, because, well, thunder-shmunder. But then my stomach growled β yep, betrayal β and Duchess went all therapist on me, saying, “Face it to ace it, Bruno.”
Cut to me, harness on, atop this ledge, thinking, βI could sneak off to Pawprint Pizzeria, live my best life with a slice in my mouth.β But then… I leaped. Well, more of a tumble, but let’s call it a leap. I free-fell like that frog toy I love: a little weathered, but game as ever.
And get this: I wasn’t thinking of the thunder. I was flying! Or falling with style? Anyway, I was doing it. When I bounced back up β because physics β I was all, βThatβs right, world! Who’s your Chihuahua?β
Just like that, we were a trio of road trippers crossing Pawsburgh off our list. We finished the day at Canine Couture Clothing because I needed something to commemorate my bravery β like a bandana with “Daredevil” on it. Too much? Pfft, as if anything could be too much for me.
By the time we sprawled on the beach, watching the sun set and the stars queue up, like the premier of my life story β now there’s a thought β I felt this thing. Not hunger, not sass. It was pride. Look at me, turning a road trip across Pawsburgh into my very own victory lap.
So, when I get back home, snuggle under the quilt, and my human’s like, “Who’s a good boy?β Iβm internally all, βPuh-lease, Iβm a legend.” But outwardly? I bark, because sometimes, you just let ’em wonder.
And there you have it, Pawsburgh diaries of Bruno, the pint-sized pooch with the heart of a lion, the flair of a diva, and friends who push him to be his best, most fabulous self. Thunderstorms, you’ve met your match.
The End.
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