- Dog Tales
- February 15, 2024
Bark and Bite: The Chronicles of Baxter and the Bone Bikers: A Baxter PawWord Story
Yo Pack Leader! 🐾 I just sent those Scratchville Strays scampering with the rumble of our Bite Bikes. The town’s tail’s waggin’ thanks to us. Leather jacket’s on, ready for our next moonlit ride. Pawsburgh rests easy tonight ’cause we bark louder than any whispering whiskers! 🌕🏍️ Tomorrow, we bite the dawn. – Bax 🦴💥
It was another rip-roaring sunrise in Pawsburgh, and as the first vestiges of dawn streaked the sky, I, Baxter, the Treeing Walker Coonhound with stars in my fur and adventure in my veins, awoke with a purpose. Today wasn’t just any other day — it was a day for rebellion, growls, and the revving of engines. As the leader of the Bone Bikers, I had a tail-wagging responsibility to keep our town safe from the alley cats of Scratchville.
On any normal day, I’d be setting off for a hearty helping of Husky’s Hotcakes, but this day held the promise of a new venture. The refined sniffs of trouble in the air were almost as invigorating as my morning sniff-snorts of that chicken flavor kibble.
Snatching my chew rope, my ever-trusty sidekick, from the corner of my tastefully plush basket – a delicate negotiation between comfort and style – I nudged open the little dog flap retrofitted into what humans might call the back door. Freedom beckoned, and so did the Bite Bike parked in the yard. It was a motorcycle customized for the canine class, low to the ground, with a sidecar for those who preferred to ride with their noses in the wind.
Sauntering through the streets of Pawsburgh, I admired the way the dappled sunlight glimmered off the rooftops of Garnet Greyhound Grove, where the high-pedigreed pooches paraded in their silken fur and diamond-studded collars. They’d give a subtle nod in my direction, for even they knew, when it comes to keeping peace, it’s the scrappy ones like us who do the legwork.
I made a pit stop at The Tail Wagger’s Tailor, where the threads were tough enough to withstand any scuffle. “One leather jacket, extra rugged if you please,” I barked to old man Snuffles, who ran the place with an iron paw. He’d have it ready by twilight; that dog was lickety-split with a needle.
Then it was off to The Canine Café. Not for a snack – today was too charged for idle chewing – but for the gathering of the pack. As I pushed open the café doors, the mix of expectant and fierce faces of my fellow Bone Bikers peered back at me. We were all breeds and sizes, from tiny terriers to burly bulldogs, but our hearts beat as one — and we each sported the club’s insignia, a bone encircled by chains.
“T-Bone, Wee Paws, Lady Barkalot, it’s time to roll out!” I declared to nods and howls of approval. They revved their Bite Bikes, the sound mingling with the morning bird songs like a mechanical orchestra tuning up for a symphony of the streets.
In the forefront was myself, and there I was, glancing over my shoulder as the landscape of Pomeranian Park blurred by, its manicured bushes becoming a green sea beneath us. The town of Pawsburgh trusted us, and though I’d never admit it to the cats, I had a soft spot for the old dog bone of a town.
As fate would have it, just past Papillon Promenade, there they were, the Scratchville Strays, lined up like a battalion of unholy feline fury. We didn’t flinch, didn’t so much as quiver a whisker. Instead, we charged, a tidal wave of fur and roar.
“Oh, it’s on,” I growled, ready to defend Pawsburgh tooth and nail.
What followed was a blur — a whirlwind of barking, the clash of Claw and Bark. It was a spectacle that would live on in Pawsburgh lore, an epic tail of four legs good, and in this case, four more legs distinctly less so.
As twilight descended and the Scratchville Strays retreated with their tails between their legs, I returned to the Tail Wagger’s Tailor to fetch my new leather jacket, an armor fit for a rebellious hound.
Back in my human’s yard, beneath the starry embrace of the evening, I gnawed contentedly on my chew rope. Pawsburgh was safe, for now, and as the moon climbed high into the night sky, I couldn’t help but let out a soulful howl to all my fellow Bone Bikers, “Tomorrow, we ride again!”
The End.
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