- Dog Tales
- February 16, 2024
The Bone of Barktholomew: A Legendary Tale of Pawsburgh Pride and Hot Dog Heroics: A Duo PawWord Story
Hey, it’s your legendary Duo! Just uncovered the ancient Bone of Barktholomew & became a Pawsburgh icon. Turns out joy’s about sharing discoveries—or was it about the hot dogs? Anywho, I’m expecting some serious belly rubs & story fame. Tail wags till next time! 🐾✨ #BrindleLegend
So, listen, it’s me, Duo, and I’ve got to tell you about this one time I totally nailed it in Pawsburgh. I woke up that morning in my human’s bed—because, duh, comfiest spot in the house—and as they stumbled out the door, late as always, I had *big* plans. Because, you know, Pawsburgh isn’t just some magical bust-a-left-at-the-fire-hydrant town, it’s the place where legends pad softly on the ground, and I was about to become one.
First off, I had a brunch date at Bark-n-Bite Bistro with—you wouldn’t believe—the Great Slobbering Ghosthound of Weimaraner Woods. I say ‘date’ very loosely here because, erm, I’m fiercely independent, thank you very much. Anyway, this Ghosthound was all about creating epic narratives, so I wanted in on that action because, who wouldn’t?
So there I am, galloping down Whippet Way, the wind trying desperately to keep up with my brindle awesomeness. I cut quite the figure, if I do say so myself, with my ears perked up like I’ve got secrets to spill. I make it to Bark-n-Bite, and who do I see on the patio, but Little Yapper, the Chiweenie oracle. That pint-size pup reads paws like humans read, what, books? Phones? Anyway, Yapper says to me, “Back left paw, fifth pad—ah, you’re about to unearth something ancient!”
Ancient, as in ‘old cheese stuck behind the sofa’ ancient? I’m halfway thinking Yapper’s lost her touch when I finally sit down with the Ghosthound. Between bites of sizzling hot dog deliciousness, he tells me about a mythical bone, buried somewhere in the vast desert surrounding Pawsburg. “The Bone of Barktholomew,” he howls. “It holds the secrets to canine contentment.”
Fast forward to me in the desert, because of course, I’m going. The desert’s like, super dusty, and usually, I loathe being away from my playthings and the arms of various humans, but the promise of mythical bones doesn’t come every day, right? I bound across the gritty expanse, past the cacti that don’t tempt me even a little bit because veggies? Hard pass.
Then I spot it, poking out of the sand like destiny calling my name—a bone, ancient as promised, huge as my ego, and I dig it out like the star I am. But before I can woof in triumph, I hear the pitter-patter of tiny paws behind me. It’s the kid brigade, a posse of human puppies out on a field trip, squealing like I’ve just discovered unicorn poop.
And there’s my ancient bone, bone of legend, glowing like… I don’t know, something really glowy, reacting to their laughter, which usually gives me a serious case of the eye twitches. But instead of bolting, I decide then and there to be the bigger dog. “Behold,” I bark grandly, “the Bone of Barktholomew, kids!”
By the time I strut back into Pawsburgh proper, I’m a walking myth, a legend with four paws and a tail, fully expecting all the belly rubs and high-paws. I mean, I uncovered a bone older than Yapper’s crystal ball predictions, and didn’t even snap at the kidlets. If that doesn’t earn me a prime spot in Chestnut Cocker Courtyard, nothing will.
And what does it all mean, this quest I’ve bone—er, *begun*? From what I gather before zoning out, something about joy in companionship and the ‘boundless love in shared discovery.’ Great takeaway, for sure, but honestly, I’m just here for the hot dogs and story credits.
Till next time, Pawsburgh! Keep it sassy, keep it brindled.
The End.
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