- Dog Tales
- March 14, 2024
Tales of Tickle Town: A Dog’s Diary in Spencerville: A Ginger PawWord Story
Hey Mom š¾,
Living the doggy dream in Spencerville – warding off veggies (yuck!), making wavy friendships by East Bulldog Bay & plotting gentle world domination beneath the old oak tree. Canāt wait for your leash-leading, ball-tossing ways to join the fun. Missing you more than I miss the point of snow. šļøš§”
Licks and tail wags,
GingerStrong
Every day is like the tickle of a thousand deli ham slices in Spencerville, and believe me, that’s the kind of tickle you write in your diary about. Me? Iām Ginger, and I’m about as obsessed with a good slice of ham as I am about chasing my own tail ā which, letās face it, is an underrated form of exercise.
So here I am in Spencerville, the land of eternal belly rubs and squirrel-free zones, because, letās be honest, who really enjoys the judgmental stare of a squirrel? If thereās magic here, itās the kind that smells like Pawsome Pancakes in the morning and feels like a non-stop festival at Cream Maltese Meadow ā though, why anyone would name it after a dog with a coat that shows every speck of mud, I’ll never understand.
The folks here, they talk about Chihuahua Castle, but I stick to the cuddlier parts of town, like near The Fetching Feline Pet Emporium. I have a friend there who’s convinced heās a dogāitās a bit of an identity crisis, but who am I to judge, right? Iāve barked at my own reflection on more than one occasion. Reflections are sneaky like that.
Now, my days are sprinkled with hangin’ at Bark and Bites, where the menuās as tantalizing as a squirrelās tail. Donāt tell me you thought squirrels were off-topic. Theyāre never off-topic justāoh, look at that, a delivery person. Must. Resist. Urge. To. Bark.
But I digress. Letās paddle over to East Bulldog Bay where the mystical ocean beckons. Me, I skip stones with the merdogs, which is just too poetic a sight, wouldn’t you agree? The waves understand solitude; they come and go, but I, dear friend, make waves that stick around. My love doesnāt ebbāitās shore thing. Get it? Shore? Becauseānever mind.
And although Iāve left my mark on Spencerville a zillion times overāin the most elegant and ladylike mannerāthere’s this one spot thatās the crĆØme de la crĆØme, the bacon strip in the treat bag of life. Itās this tiny meadow by my backyard beneath an oak tree thatās seen more secrets than the hairball corner at Happy Hounds Dog Walking. Itās where my spirit siblings and I plotted world dominationāwith kindness and tail wags, naturally.
Anyway, I do have my quaint dislikes. Snow? Nope. Don’t get me started on the stuff. It’s like frozen, angry rain that sticks to your paws and mocks your sense of warmth. And veggies? Pfft. They’re the snooze button of food. When I’m served something green, I give it the same look I give a vacuum cleanerādead in the eye and full of a sassy attitude.
So, here in this fantastical bark-and-butterfly-filled paradise, Iām waiting for my mom, the keeper of the Great Leash and Thrower of Balls. Sheāll be here one day. This I know like the inside of my nap spotsāintimately and without doubt. Until then, itās rubber balls, sprawling cuddles, and living the life that’s got more stories than whiskers on a wise ol’ cat.
Spencerville, it’s the kind of place where you wag your tail, not just because youāre happy, but because you just canāt help it. And here, I waltz through each day, a muse with paws, narrating the tales written in the soft, beating drum of my Shih Tzu heart.
The End.
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