- Dog Tales
- May 22, 2024
Paws of Enlightenment: Rueben Stiles and the Canine Quest for Goodness: A Rueben Stiles PawWord Story
Yo human, it’s your philosopher-pug Rueben! 🐾 Today I transcended mere pet status and embarked on a paw-th to self-improvement in Pawsburgh. Offered a kabob to a vacuum (no bark, all heart!), contemplated doggy enlightenment, and daydreamed my ‘Rueben’s Enlightenment Emporium’. Tail wags of wisdom incoming. Enlightenment’s the new fetch. 🌟🦴 – Rueben the Sage 🐕💭
Oh, hey you. It’s me, Rueben Stiles. Yeah, that suave little black pug, don’t act like you don’t know. So, there I was, in Pawsburgh, the secret canine Shangri-La where even squirrels dare not enter. But this isn’t about squirrels. It’s about me cementing my status as the good boy of the afterlife, because, well… it’s about time.
It was mid-morning when I strolled down Bichon Boulevard, my paws clicking on the cobblestones, my spirit light. The sun was doing this cute thing where it made everything look like an Instagram post. I was on my way to Canine Kabobs because, duh, they have the best treats and I had to maintain my boyish figure.
I mean, they say curiosity killed the cat, but thankfully, I’m a dog. Always one for adventure, and Canine Kabobs was just the first stop on my route. As I trotted by Kelpie Keys, I caught a whiff of savory meat and my stomach rumbled louder than my thoughts. “Rueben, my man!” called the Kabob Maestro. I did that head tilt thing people go gaga over, “Hey, lay one of those succulent sticks on me, will you?”
As I chomped, I thought about my reputation in Pawsburgh. I’m a friendly face, sure, but lately, I’d been feeling like I should step up my game. Like, be the Gandhi of dogs. That’s when I saw Whiskers, the wise old cat.
“Whiskers, my dear! How’s ’bout you join me for a stroll?” Of course, he sauntered over with that cool elder statesman vibe he was known for.
“Rueben, committing to self-improvement? Color me intrigued,” he purred.
Buddy, my Golden Retriever pal and main wingman, bounced over, “I heard self-improvement! We doing this, Ruebs?”
But then, the ultimate test walked — no, rolled by. The dreaded vacuum cleaner, rolling down Quartz Qimmiq Quarter, sucking up… Well, sucking up nothing because, you know, magical dog town.
My pals froze and looked at me. That growl was rising from my gut, but no. I was Rueben Stiles, the pug who transcended petty fears. I commanded every ounce of my newfound Gandhi vibe, and you’ll never believe it — I barked, “Hey, Mr. Vacuum, care for a kabob?”
The thing just stopped, its drone turning into a hum. Maybe it was surprise or the fact that it didn’t have a mouth, but I felt magnanimous.
The day swaggered on. I was feeling like the essence of doggy enlightenment, so I hit up The Pampered Pooch Salon, grabbing a mani-pedi — because, honestly, self-care is part of self-improvement.
While lounging post-pampering, a thought struck me. “What if I started a salon but for the soul?” Like, a chill spot where all of Pawsburgh could learn to be better. I could see it now: Rueben’s Enlightenment Emporium. I even had the slogan, ‘Ego? We let that go.’
As evening painted the sky with its pink and orange flair, I nestled into my favorite spot on Quartz Qimmiq Quarter, my plush frog toy my trusty sidekick as I chewed thoughtfully on my deer antler (trophy, conversation starter, and pillow, remember?). The stars twinkled like cosmic affirmations of my day’s endeavors.
I told my human all about it, of course. Or, well, I would if they understood the woofs and tail-wags of dog-speak. But in my heart, I knew they got the gist — their Rueben was chasing not just his tail, but goodness itself.
The End.
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