- Dog Tales
- June 7, 2024
Bones and Betrayal: The Canine Conspiracy of Upper Black Bulldog Bay: A Dumbo PawWord Story
Hey Mom,
Just another foggy day in Upper Black Bulldog Bay. Can you believe someone stole the prime bones from the Bone Club?! Had to sniff out the culprits—a gang from Furrific Fried Chicken with a local traitor, Rollo. Took some paws-on-detective work, but Spencerville is safe for now. Stay cozy! 🐾
Love,
Your loyal dog detective, Dumbo
It was a fog-infested morning in Upper Black Bulldog Bay, the kind of fog that settles into your fur and makes you question the future. Not that it bothered me much; you get used to perpetual dampness when you’re part Husky, part wolf. I’m Dumbo, and this is my story.
The day started like any other, only with a twist straight from a dog treat commercial gone wrong. I took my usual trot down the mossy pathway leading towards Pug Palace, ears alert, nose twitching, and my somewhat stubborn personality fitting into the gritty tapestry of Spencerville like a bone in a marrow. Calm, they call me. Loyal they insist. But underneath it all, I was a dog detective in a town that never slept, filled with furry individuals who had their paws dipped into everything.
I’d barely had my morning biscuit from The Woofy Bakery when the whispers started—low growly tones spreading amongst the crowd at The Barkery. “Hey Dumbo,” said a Poodle with a crimson collar and a dodgy eye-patch, her voice layered with irony, “heard the Bone Club was hit last night.”
“The Bone Club?” I asked, raising one eyebrow, or at least thinking I did.
“Yeah, that new joint over at Upper Collie Canyon,” said another voice, this time a Beagle that looked like he’d seen too many dog years. “Someone made off with the prime bones. Grade-A, heavily gnawed, collectible stuff.”
Now, theft is something I usually bark about, but prime bones? This demanded more than a bark—it demanded action.
I headed over to Bow Wow Burgers, my unofficial office, where the greasiest fries you’ve ever smelt in your life got my gears turning. Sitting there, between munches of kibble that occasionally rained down like confetti, I considered my options. Could it be Rocco, the Rottweiler who’s always barking too loud? Impossible; he fears my growl more than a low-flying Frisbee.
My mind, sharp as a newly chewed bone, kept returning to one name: Maxie – the Dalmatian ditz always seen around the dog-park, playing friend to every mutt. Something didn’t click; Maxie never touched chicken, just like me, and this crime reeked of fowl play.
Maneuvering my way through the festooned alleys of Spencerville, past The Tail Wagger’s Tailor where some yappy Yorkies were mending their wardrobes, I made my way to the Howling Husky Hardware Store. I had friends here, connections, a little something extra. They called him Maestro, a Mastiff with connections up to the Upper Quadrant. If Maxie was in on this, Maestro would know.
The door creaked open, revealing the towering form of Maestro, chomping on an indestructible rubber toy with a glint in his eye. “Dumbo, to what do I owe the pleasure of your muddy presence?”
“Someone lifted the goods from the Bone Club,” I said, watching his reaction.
He paused, giving me the once-over. “You think I’m in on this?”
“Nah, you don’t nibble where you nap. But you know something. Spill it.”
He sighed, a deep rumbling growl. “You ain’t gonna like it. It was a gang from Furrific Fried Chicken, a syndicate of the foulest feathered fiends. And they had help from someone local.”
“Spill. The name,” I insisted.
“Rollo, the Retriever. That golden traitor’s been seen sniffing about the feathers.”
Determined, I set out to Pug Palace where Rollo was known to hang. My paws hit the cobblestones with a determination only rivaled by high-value treats. I confronted him outside the grand arches, where he was pretending to mind his business.
“Rollo,” I barked, in that calm but firm tone I reserve for misbehaving pups, “you got three seconds to come clean.”
His tail tucked, Rollo whimpered, “Alright, alright! It was all for some extra kibble. I didn’t think anyone would care about those bones!”
“Wrong,” I growled, “You mess with Spencerville’s bones, you mess with me.”
By sundown, the bones were returned, the gang at Furrific Fried Chicken fled. Resting easy and gnawing at my favorite bone back home, I knew tomorrow’s another day, pregnant with possibilities and yapping with mischief. But as long as Spencerville stood, its fur, feathers, and friends, safe from harm—I’d be there, protecting this crazy paradise until my humans and I are ever reunited.
Until then…stay loyal, stay protective, stay Dumbo.
The End.
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