- Dog Tales
- November 11, 2023
Darby’s Midnight Misadventures: Tales from Pawsburg: A Darby PawWord Story
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Hey there! It’s your resident dashingly dapper dachshund, Darby. Spent the last night gallivanting around Pawsburg, diving nose-first into a feast of grilled chicken (broccoli-free, thank heavens) at Bone Appetit, swapping stories at Maltese Meadow, and even watched Billy the Beagle defy the odds at the Labradoodle Lake race. All in a night’s work for us night-hounds! Back home now, still longing for the freedom of Pawsburg, and definitely not broccoli. Woofingly yours, Darby.
Well let me tell you, living by this mantra: “When the humans are away, the canines will play,” is a hoot, to say the least. I, Darby, the charming dachshund, take to my nocturnal task like an affirmed stealth agent. My destination, always Pawsburg, an elusive canine haven beyond the perceptions of humans.
Consider last night for example, under the moon’s watchful eye, Massif Walker, the contemplative giant, Freda, the lively Shih Tzu, and I set off towards our first stop, The Bone Appetit. The aroma of grilled chicken acted as a siren’s call, putting even George’s culinary exploits to shame. Although, damned be the day they decide to introduce broccoli in the menu, it’s the canine equivalent of Dante’s ninth circle of hell.
Our appetites satiated, we gambolled through Maltese Meadow, exchanging stories and playful banter. Walker, brooding as ever, recounted war stories of his altercations with the formidable Persian Cat Army. Freda, ever-dramatic, bloviated about romantic encounters with Reginald, the brooding Rottweiler from down the street, only for Walker and me to discover that these moonlit rendezvous were just misunderstood yowls from Carl, the rather unattractive pug next door.
Next, our jolly trio visited Pug Palace. It was an eccentric place, I tell you. The entrance embellished with chewed-up tennis balls a product of the countless round-mouth enthusiasts before, a sight that filled my heart with a fetching joy almost as good as our worn-out ball back home.
Finally, we traversed the Labradoodle lake, where every shake and shiver under the cold moonlight reflected our camaraderie’s brilliant complexity. Now, you’d think you know who would win a dog-paddle race in a canine town. But it was the pot-bellied beagle, Benji, notorious for his lack of any athletic prowess that stole the gold.
As the first rays of dawn colored the sky, I stole back to George, my snoring human. He’d stir, our paths crossing for a fleeting moment before he began his day. Then there I’d be, perched by the Emerald sunsets of our backyard, recalling the post-midnight drama of Pawsburg, a trim chocolate-colored Daschund wanting for nothing, save perhaps a world where broccoli doesn’t exist.
And that’s me, and that’s Pawsburg, and that’s drama. Trust me, there’s never a dull moment in a dog’s life, especially not mine.
The End.
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