- Dog Tales
- December 19, 2023
The Twelfth Howl: A Peanut Butter-Infused Tail of Daring and Delight in Pawsburgh: A Junior PawWord Story
Yo 🐾✨ It’s me, Junior, the taste-tester turned heist hero of Pawsburgh! Just led the gang on an epic PB caper, almost licked by the law but ended up spreading holiday cheer with a side of peanut butter. Mission: joyfully complete. #PawsburghPeanutButterCaper 🥜🐕🎄 – J-Dog
Episode 8: The Great Pawsburgh Peanut Butter Heist
Ah, the twelfth howl before Christmas, when all of Pawsburgh, that shining doggy metropolis of snouts and wagging tails, seemed to dance under the twinkling lights and the aroma of holiday feasts wafted through the air. This was the stage for my latest adventure—one that would certainly make ol’ Santa Paws raise an eyebrow.
So there I was, Junior, Pawsburgh’s unrivaled expert in all things epicurean and eternally the life of the party—well, I like to think so, anyway. I’d just confessed my undying love to the sun-kissed stretch of grass in Mastiff Meadows, my paws up in the air, letting the golden rays tat their sweet nothings on my belly.
Then, this husky named Hank bounded over, dragging his leash, and he’s like, “Dude, Junior, you gotta come quick. It’s a disaster!” And I’m all, “Oh, cool your paws, Hank, the humans are baking, nothing can be that wrong.”
But he tells me Canine Kabobs ran out of peanut butter, and there’s a peanut butter shortage all across Pawsburgh. Naturally, I bolt upright, scandalized. No peanut butter? That’s like, no Santa at the North Pole, no cell coverage at the climax of a rom-com.
We booked it to The Woofy Bakery, cause if anyone knows where to score some PB during the Apocalypse, it’s Mrs. Poodle behind the counter. But instead of succulent peanut butter dreams, we got the door slammed in our snouts.
Nothing at The Doggy Depot, either. Some mutt barked about a secret stash at Barking BBQ. I’m like—this is peanut butter we’re talking about, not buried treasure! But that’s when I spot Whiskers, the wisest feline of them all, watching from her throne of cushions.
“Junior,” she meows, “you dogs are looking for peanut butter in all the wrong places.”
I was desperate enough to listen to a cat’s advice—imagine that. She suggested a Christmas heist, old-school style, at the big-deal Pomeranian Park Gala. You see, they had this ginormous stash, and it was all for charity cause they’re just so classy.
With my crew of droolers and barkers – Spots at the lead with his siren-echoing bark – we donned our Santa hats, used our best incognito tail-wags, and infiltrated the party. Twas I, Junior, went straight for the Golden Jar of Peanut Butter glory.
But just as my paws touched that creamy gold, lights blared, and Mayor Golden Retriever himself, dressed like Santa Paws, stepped out. I stood there, caught like a cat in a doggie doorway, the peanut butter like, seriously, two inches from my snout.
Junior, meet rock bottom.
But instead of the big ol’ lecture, Mayor Santa Paws laughed his jolly, ho-ho bark. He patted my head, and he’s like, “Junior, in the spirit of the season, share.”
So, we did. Every dog in Pawsburgh got a dollop on their nose that night.
It was my Christmas miracle—the kind that tingles your paws and fills your heart with jingle bells. Every wagging tail told a story of joy, of community, of creamy, sticky mouthfuls of peanut butter.
Cat or dog, beagle or boxer, we all came together under the starlit sky, celebrating the delight of unexpected treats and the gift of each other’s company.
So fetched be it—every chase an epic saga, every fetch a quest of legendary proportions, and every serving of peanut butter a delicious plot twist in the many tail-wagging tales of Pawsburgh.
The End.
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