- Dog Tales
- December 20, 2023
Tales of Artoo: The Adventurous Aussie of Pawsburg: A Artoo PawWord Story
Hey there! Artoo here, just your everyday Aussie turned neighborhood hero. Last night was bonkers – foiled a heist at the kennel with the crew using sheer wit and a dash of holiday chaos. Keeping Pawsburg safe and the fuzz tales flowing. 😎🐾 Catch you at sunrise for biscuits and debrief. Stay pawesome! – Artoo the Adventurous
Okay, I get it, this isn’t exactly normal, me, Artoo, talking like I’m narrating my own biography—with a dose of mischievous glee, of course. It was just another evening when the holiday hubbub had faded to the soft hum of the refrigerator, and that’s when I knew it was my cue. Time to sneak off to Pawsburg, where I’m less of ‘Artoo the Aussie’ and more like ‘Artoo the Adventurous’, a connoisseur of canine capers.
You’d think an Australian Shepherd like me would be outback, counting kangaroos or something, but no—I’ve got my paws planted in Pawsburg, a place where you don’t chase your tail because, here, your tail spins tales of epic proportions. There I was, in The Wagging Tail Bookstore, nosing through mysteries because seriously, human thrillers have nothing on a dog’s sense of suspense. Smells are our spoilers—we just can’t help it.
I left with a storybook tucked under my arm—I mean, it’d be under my arm if I had arms—and trotted toward Canine’s Cuisine. It’s classy, the kind of place where they serve water in those bowls that make you look sophisticated just by drinking from them, sparkling and all. But just as I sidestepped a sneaky lettuce leaf masquerading as something edible (nice try, greenery), the serene night took a turn.
There it was, a yowl that could curdle milk, and then another. Luna, with her whiskers twitching in agitation, came dashing towards me. “Artoo, the kennel!” she meowed, and I swear I’ve never seen a cat look so distressed, not even when they miss a jump and play it off like, ‘I meant to do that’.
“What about it?” I barked back, already on high alert. Luna skidded to a halt, “There are humans lurking about, and not the kind-hearted baker types like your human.”
Now, I’ve watched enough ‘Home Alone’ with my owner to know that this is when the booby traps and witty one-liners come in handy. So, off we sprinted to Basenji Bay, where the kennel was. “Audio surveillance device now on,” I thought to myself. I bet that’s how those fancy espionage agents in squirrel-proof vests say ‘listening carefully’.
Sure enough, two shifty humans were fiddling with the lock, murmuring about “easy pickings”. Well, the only thing easy about tonight would be how smoothly I’d slip into hero mode. Leaning into my herding heritage, I formulated a plan faster than you can say ‘Sheila’s got the sheep’.
First came the diversion, Jasper let out a howl that could only be termed ‘artistic’, a mix of “Look at me, I’m a siren,” and “Oh no, I’m heartbroken.”
As the intruders were momentarily puzzled—it’s hard for the less evolved, really—I unleashed the main event. Maggie’s floppy ears were the signal; we rang the doorbell in a pattern that sounded mysteriously like ‘Jingle Bells’. Confusion turned to chaos; they must’ve thought it was some newfangled alarm, and before you could say ‘ding-dong ditch’, they were sprinting faster than a greyhound on a good day.
We dogs had a good laugh, the kennel was safe, and in true holiday spirit, each of us was a fuzzy embodiment of yuletide fearlessness. I trotted home just as dawn was breaking, a twinkle in my eye, and readied myself for more earthbound adventures.
Because that’s the thing about being Artoo. I might be the dog just next door, baking with my human, chasing that worn soccer ball. But in Pawsburg? I’m the dog with a million tales, a dash of spirit in those breezes, and I’ve still got flour on my muzzle to prove it.
The End.
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