- Dog Tales
- December 27, 2023
Tales from Pawsburgh: The Neon Mystery of the Promenade: A Minnow PawWord Story
Hey buddy, another curious case wrapped up in Pawsburgh! I snuffed out the promenade ‘Thing’—turned out to be a flashy neon riddle, not a ghostly enigma. Just your average day for Minnow, the Dachshund detective with a nose for the thrilling and bizarre. Tail wags till the next adventure! 🐾 – The Sniffer
There I was, Minnow, sitting on the cusp of yet another fur-raising caper in the hush-hush hound haven known as Pawsburgh. I had just returned from one of my standard sleuth-about in Vizsla Valley, where the scents are as rich and varied as the canines that frequent it.
It was a day like any other — the sun was tossing out belly-rub-warm beams onto the bustling streets of Pawsburgh. I strutted into The Doggy Depot, my four paws clicking rhythmically on the polished floor, my whiskers atwitch with intrigue. If Pawsburgh had a scent, it was the olfactory masterpiece of mystery and meaty treats.
“Just the usual, Minnow?” barked the collie behind the counter, her tail wagging a friendly, familiar rhythm.
I let a half-smirk curl my muzzle. “Not today, Clair. I’m feeling adventurous; hit me with a surprise.”
Before she could reply, a blur of fur dashed past the window—a Greyhound, by the look of it, and clearly in distress. I quirked an ear. The town was pulsing with an unusual energy. The day was shaping up to be about as regular as a cat at a kennel club.
Abandoning my canine consortium in the depot, I hot-dawged it out to the street, tracing the Greyhound’s trail like I’d trace a dropped sausage.
The chase led me to the gnarly twists of Amber Akita Alley, where the shadows whisper and the mysteries nest in every nook. “What’s got your tail in a twist?” I inquired, approaching the breathless Greyhound with a cocked head.
She looked around with eyes rimmed in conspiracy. “It’s the ‘Thing,’ Minnow. The ‘Thing’ that haunts the Pearl Papillon Promenade after moonrise.”
I snorted a quiet “Hmph,” my skeptical eyebrow arch duly raised. Pawsburgh had its legends, but a ‘Thing?’ This was promising to be a tall tail, even for the likes of me.
“Look,” she panted, “it’s got a fiery gaze and a stride that chills the bravest of hearts.”
Curiosity grabbed my scruff. Mystical beast or no, it was a delightful diversion from the monotonous hum of the hamster wheel. “Lead on, Greyhound. I’m all ears.”
We cut across Setter’s Steakhouse, slowing to avoid a run-in with the waiter balancing a pyramid of kibble kebabs. We reached the promenade as the inky cloak of twilight draped over us.
The alley was silent, save for the distant jangle of dog tags. Then, a glow—an eerie, undulating light that seemed to pulsate with every heartbeat.
The ‘Thing,’ presumably.
“Observe.” The Greyhound nodded toward the glow. In my best droll tone, I muttered, “That’s not an X-File; that’s an ex-firefly, or I’m a Chihuahua.”
But as we edged closer, I realized the ‘Thing’ wasn’t an insect at all. It was a beacon — the backlight of a lost neon sign, flickering from the out-of-sight alley behind Spa for Paws, where whispers spoke of clandestine pampering parties beyond curfew.
I grinned, my bravery undisguised. “The mystery of the promenade’s phantasm…solved!”
The Greyhound blinked. “Well, I’ll be doggone…”
We trotted back to the vivacious heart of Pawsburgh, our mission accomplished. There wouldn’t be any need to file this one under ‘X’ after all.
Just another night’s work for Minnow, Pawsburgh’s premier Dachshund detective, and connoisseur of the curious. As the lights of Chihuahua’s Chimichangas flickered a welcome, my tail gave a little wag of satisfaction.
Case closed… until the next Pawsburgh pet-phenomenon, that is.
The End.
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