- Dog Tales
- January 3, 2024
Guardian of the Bone: A Tail-Wagging Tale Across the K9 Galaxy: A Gunner PawWord Story
Hey Mom 👋,
Just saved the universe by becoming the guardian of the Bone of Scone in a space dog council. There were comet missiles, cat spies, and a rainbow bridge! Call me “Gunner the Runner” because I sprinted through chaos to victory. No baths needed in space, woof! 🚀🐾✨
Love,
Gunner the Runner
As the last star in the constellation of Canis Major winked with approval, I, Gunner, once a mere quadruped of planet Earth, now stood before the grand assembly of Pawsburgh Intergalactic Council, my paws firmly planted on the metallic surface of the Starship Labrador—a vessel named in honor of the brave retrievers who first charted the Andromeda walkies route. The air held a charged scent, mingled with the musk of a hundred dog breeds, each distinguished ambassador to their respective planets in this sprawling K9 galaxy.
“They say, in every dog’s life, there comes a moment that defines him,” a deep voice rumbled through the auditorium.
I swiveled my ears, searching for the source, and then I remembered—the narration device implanted at the base of my cranial ridge, offering a Dan Brown-esque commentary for this space opera unfolding, starring yours truly as the hero.
Today was no ordinary trek to Pawsburgh; it was the legendary ‘Bonesday,’ when the Bone of Scone—a relic of unspeakable power—was to be entrusted to a four-legged guardian. As I gazed upon Malamute Mountain’s holographic projection pulsating in the center of the council chamber, my heart thrummed with ancient rhythms.
“Pinscher Plaza was unnervingly quiet as we set our coordinates,” I mused, recalling earlier escapades with Max—the nimble Border Collie who, despite his agility, was now here, stoic as we faced uncertainty together.
Athena, revered not just for her grand tales but her wisdom in navigating the asteroid fields of Sirius, nudged me supportively. It was her encouragement, after all, that pushed me to be the unconventional candidate for guardian.
The hologram flickered, and then the grand Sheik of Schnauzers, his beard adorned with stardust, approached the podium. “Gunner,” he proclaimed, “Your valor is unmatched, even by the intense gravitational pull of Black Lab Holes, and your heart, pure as the rings of Saturnian Huskies.”
I shifted, the coolness of the floor paneling a stark contrast to the warmth of the ceremony. It was acceptance and duty, wrapped neatly like the Whippet Wraps at Pawsburgh’s culinary gem, which I dearly missed yet felt so close, considering the comforting weight of that squeaky red ball in my cargo pocket.
I bowed my head, the responsibility heavy as Jovian Jupiterbones. “Esteemed council,” I began, “I accept this honor in the name of every tail-wagger who dared to dream beyond their backyard.”
Athena, with a size rivaling the Obeidient Obeidience School frigate, escorted me to Briard Bridge. “This is it,” she said, her voice like an ancient echo, “The passageway to the Bone of Scone.” And believe me, friends back on Earth, it was a sight—a literal rainbow bridge, casting chromatic arcs across the cosmos, shaming any collar light show at The Fetching Feline Pet Emporium.
But trouble was brewing, like a dark nebula cloud. The Felidae Coalition, sworn enemies of the K9 Galaxy, had gotten wind of the ceremony. Feline agents, sleek as they were devious, had infiltrated Pawsburgh space.
As if on cue, flaming comet missiles rained down, the air rippled with chaos, and there—between growls and blaster fire—I sprinted across Briard Bridge, the ball squeaking with each bounding stride, propelling me forward with the strength of a thousand doggie daycare playtimes.
“I was a shepherd,” I panted, “but today, I am a guardian.”
With a final leap, I tucked the Bone of Scone into my safe keeping, and as fate would have it, saved the day without a single splash. Water, after all, remained my adversary, but space held no dominion over this German Shepherd’s heart.
As silence finally reigned, I turned to address the assembly, bone in my mouth glinting with the light of a billion stars.
“My friends,” I declared, “No citrus shall sour this victory!” The applause roared like a supernova, resounding through the hall, as I, Gunner, became the keeper of peace in a tale that would transcend the stars.
The End.
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