- Dog Tales
- January 8, 2024
The Petfather: A Tail-Waggin’ Tale of Intrigue and Canine Cunning: A Gotti PawWord Story
Hey Mom,
Tonight, I traded my usual bark for some cloak-and-dagger diplomacy. Winked at waffles, had a rendezvous beneath the Doberman Dunes, and outfoxed those sneaky Siameses. Pawsburgh’s still mine, collar and all. Purring myself to sleep, though—between you and me—it’s a dog’s life.
Hugs and head pats,
Gotti, The Petfather
As the sun dipped below the horizon, casting a radiant glow over Pawsburgh, your fine friend Gotti, of the illustrious twilight fur, was readying himself for an evening of intrigue and gourmet delights—or as I would put it, the usual Tuesday hustle. I leisurely strode down Schnauzer Street, my mind whirling with plots and plans, my celestial brushstroke of fur gleaming in the lamp-lit glow. Owing to my unmatched charm, I was known in these parts as The Petfather, and my whispers could cause a commotion bigger than a postman on parade day.
Now, as the self-appointed custodian of Pawsburgh’s social order, I kept my paws in numerous pies—or in this case, Woof Waffles, which, by no coincidence, was my first port of call. Surrounded by the scent of maple syrup and bacon, I discussed the comings and goings of our secret society with Rex, a Great Dane with an uncanny ability to listen more than bark. My ears stayed perked, though; even among friends, a Petfather must never let his guard down.
Exiting the sweet aroma of waffles and wagging tails, I paused to clock the new displays at Canine Couture Clothing. Not for me—mind you, I found such vanity a little itchy for my taste. My simple collar did more than enough talking. Across the road, The Howling Husky Hardware Store was closing. Chester, behind the counter, gave me a knowing nod, signaling all was well on his end. The tools he sold could dig you out of a hole—or, for the less fortunate, into one.
Veering into Opal Pomeranian Park, I chuckled at the sight of pups chasing their own tails. A life in the mafia was much the same—a relentless pursuit of one’s ambitions, occasionally nipping at yourself. My musings were interrupted as my paw brushed against my dear stuffed compadre nestled in the folds of my coat. The only soul I spilled my secrets to, a silent partner with a stitched smile that knew all the nooks and crannies of my empire.
I continued my evening patrols, greeting my constituents with a wag or a nudge of the snout. Bark Buffet’s aromas lured me with promises of a feast fit for a kingpin. But alas, my belly would have to wait. The pitter-patter of my paws on the cobblestones echoed as I approached the back alley meeting beneath the shade of Diamond Doberman Dunes. It was time for business.
“We’ve an issue with the Siamese gang on Seafoam Shore,” drawled Bruno, a bulldog with more folds than a laundry basket. “Something about severing our catnip supply.”
My expression remained unreadable, but inside, I was grinning. Cats. They had the curiosity but we had the muscle. A plan hatched like a chick in springtime, and within moments, I had delegated tasks with the precision of a Swiss watch.
My empire secure for the night, I decided it was time to retreat. Not to a mattress stuffed with greenbacks, but to a bed my humans fondly assumed I shared only with them. Little did they know, Gotti’s life wasn’t just balls and bones, but a symphony orchestrated with a paw on the pulse of power.
As I laid my head down, I recounted my tales to my stuffed confidant, knowing when sunrise came, I’d be back to Pawsburgh to ensure the city remained ours—maintaining the sweet harmony between my two-legged family and the four-pawed fraternity. Because in Pawsburgh, it’s “Dogfather first” – and that’s the tail of it.
The End.
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