- Dog Tales
- January 20, 2024
Tazzy’s Time-Traveling Tails: From Pawsburgh to Pyramids: A tazzy PawWord Story
Hey Mom,
Turns out, I’m the four-legged Indiana Jones of Pawsburgh! Got zapped to ancient Egypt by a buzzing time booth – no pancakes, just pyramids and oversized alley cats. Missed our backyard chickens, so I scampered back to today’s comforts. Pawsburgh’s never dull, I tell ya! Home now, safe, and with tales taller than the cat’s whiskers! 🐾
Hugs,
Tazzybug
Well, I do declare—a day in this land of Pawsburgh is more peppered with surprises than a firecracker on the Fourth of July. I recall one morn when the town seemed to spin on its tail, taking me far from the familiar scents of Basenji Bay and the pancake platters over yonder at Paw-lickin’ Pancakes.
It was a day like any other, with me, Tazzy, wakin’ in my snug basket, my spirited heart already pitter-pattering at the thought of my rubber ball, which sparkles like twilight after a summer storm. But that day, as I sunk my paws into the dew-kissed earth, venturing out on my routine gambol, a peculiar whirr split the air, curioser than the once-silent howlings of my Beagle buddy, Max.
Right there, in the midst of Rottweiler Ridge, stood a contraption the likes of which I ain’t seen neither in dreams nor doggy tales told ’round the glow of a campfire. It was an odd spectacle, a booth with a shinier coat than mine—mind you, that’s a matter of some significance—and it hummed and buzzed like a hive of busy bees.
I approached with the caution of a cat at a hound gathering; one knows well to keep their senses sharp amidst the unknown. The door flung wide and, compelled by that curious nose of mine, I stepped into what I reckoned was a dog’s ticket to eternity and beyond.
The world spun, sights and sounds confined themselves to a blur, and with a jolt, we halted. Outside was an expanse laid as far as the eye could glimpse, ’twas ancient Egypt, the land of Pharaohs and potentates lost to time. There were no signs of Barking BBQ or the harmonious barks and whimpers from Spa for Paws—just sand, as far as the eye could catch, and those pointy hat buildings folks call pyramids.
I loped out, feelin’ like an emperor of a sprawling desert, my heart poundin’ like a turkey on trot. Would you believe it, there I was, a Labrador on a land so parched, yet as free as a bird with the wind under its wings. Cats as large as Whiskers, but with attitudes the size of Rottweiler Ridge, glanced my way. No time for pleasantries; these feline fellers didn’t have the friendly yarn-Spinnin’ ambience of my old chum.
What a place! But even as I marveled at history unfoldin’, my soul hankered for the coziness of Pawsburgh, for my pals, and lest we forget, the culinary wonder that is chicken—seasoned, roasted, perhaps with a hint of barbecue sauce, but no sour citrus to upset the affair.
Rememberin’ my aversion to the wetter elements of life, it struck me quizzical that a fellow who sidesteps puddles should land amidst more sand than the Sandbox at Terrier Town. Then, quick as a jiffy, the wish to venture home took to me stronger than an urge for a good scratch.
With a bound, back into the time-traveling box I sprang, and wish as a man might wish upon a star, there spun the world once more. I returned to the sunny streets of Pawsburgh, my paws touchin’ the familiar path, with a story to bark about that would ruffle the fur on Bella’s golden back.
Ladies and gents, I stand afore you, Tazzy, your illustrious canine narrator, with no more grand amazement to share than the marvel of time’s embrace. And what adventures await tomorrow? In a town like Pawsburgh, amidst friends and reflections of oneself, the answer, my dear compatriots, ’tis but a sunrise away.
The End.
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