- Dog Tales
- June 18, 2023
Nelson PawWord Story
Dad, u wouldn’t believe it! Gr8 Barkocalypse = chew toys everywhere! I rode w/ Ralph 2 Retriever River, got ice cream, visited Pug Palace & stopped a prank, got checked by Christine & ended the day at a crazy Pawsburgh party. Life here’s the dog’s bark! 🐾✌️ – Nelson
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Ever since The Great Barkocalypse hit, dropping chew toys and bones as far as the eye can see, Pawsburgh transformed into a utopia – a refuge, if you will – for dogs everywhere. As I like to say, every dog has its day and honey, that day had come!
When I woke up this morning, my one blue eye and brown eye fluttered open simultaneously, I knew it would be another stellar day in Pawsburgh. I stretched my stocky Bulldog frame and sauntered to the window to check on Zach – what a delightful human! Sometimes I think I lucked out in the human lottery, but then I remember my good looks and charm, and it becomes obvious Zach won.
I decided to kick off my day with a convoy over to Southern Golden Retriever River. You see, I just love car rides, and here in Pawsburgh, we’ve managed to hack the rideshare system. Everyone’s rollin’ in doggy-safe carriages over here! I hopped in the ‘Barkmobile’ and woofed it up with my buddy Ralph, the crankiest Pomeranian you ever did meet. But you know what they say, every dog couple needs a cranky sidekick. Ralph is ours.
Upon reaching the river, the deep rumble of my belly alerted me to one unfortunate truth – I skipped breakfast. So I hightailed it back to town and hustled over to Paws-A-Latte for some scrumptious doggy ice cream. The smell of espresso shots and frozen delights got my tail wagging so hard, it could power a small village. I swear, if there’s one thing I love more than ground beef and Kongs, it’s a good ol’ fashioned ice cream cone.
With a full belly and the sun shining on my back, I decided to pay East Pug Palace a visit. Sometimes it’s good to check in with those snorting ringleaders, see what mischief they’ve planned for the day. And oh boy, did they have some ideas. Their latest escapade involved sneaking into Christine’s vet clinic and redecorating it with balls of fluff and chewed-up slippers. I mean, I’m all for a good prank, but Christine is a gem. I had to put my paw down and squash that plan like a bothersome flea.
Speaking of Christine, I decided it was time for a checkup. I made my way to her clinic, tail wagging, sunbathing along the route to really live up the Pawsburgh charm. Christine greeted me cheerily, and I told her about the Pug Palace plot. Phew, crisis averted!
After leaving her clinic feeling refreshed, I encountered a rather bewildering sight – Pawsburgh was decked in a fabulous blend of post-apocalyptic fashion and colorful balloons. Turns out, the townsfolk had decided that the best way to celebrate our remarkable survival since The Barkocalypse was to throw an impromptu party. And who can blame them? Nelson’s House of Slobber and Sequins, coming to a theater near you!
The party quickly escalated into a gathering of wagging tails, excited yaps, and happy howls – a sitcom-worthy event, just the way it was intended. After a long day of high spirits, food-filled fur, and shedding sequins everywhere (gosh, I hope someone writes a book about this!) I retired to my cozy bed, knowing that Zach, Christine, and all the pups in Pawsburgh would do it over again tomorrow.
In the end, this Pawsburg life may be a post-apocalyptic adventure, but it sure isn’t ruff!
The End.
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